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The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of
---The Best Of “Paula Deen Riding Things”
---Robert Irvine Bleaches Hair After Losing “Worst Cooks”
---Robert Irvine “Takes His Samurai Pro With Him Everywhere”
---Paula Deen’s Deep Fried Stuffing on a Stick: Grossest Thanksgiving Food Ever?
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(Paula Deen and Robert Irvine At SOBE 2011, via Dlisted. Thanks for the tip Ashley!)
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---I’m Sorry In Advance---The Best Of “Paula Deen Riding Things”
---Robert Irvine Bleaches Hair After Losing “Worst Cooks”
---Robert Irvine “Takes His Samurai Pro With Him Everywhere”
---Paula Deen’s Deep Fried Stuffing on a Stick: Grossest Thanksgiving Food Ever?
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Dammit, Jillian! That was just plain cruel. ;-)
Capt. Miiiichael is so gonna kick his ass!
Capt. Miiiichael is totally watching from behind the counter.
*snicker*
I haven’t laughed out loud like that in days. Thank you.
Paula has taken her already disgusting persona to new depths of depravity. I wouldn’t blame the cap’n for kicking her buttery ass to the curb, except I doubt he’s even aware.
No, captn won’t kick her to the curb. She’s his gravy train and I do mean gravy. with butter.
I guess fame & fortune allows one to become absolutely disgusting and then thinks it’s funny.
In my opinion, she has dropped to an all-new-low. I cannot watch her shows anymore.
Mr. Groover was most likely crying and masturbating while in the fetal position.
WTF. WTF, WTF, WTF. Brain bleach, please.
Does Visine make eye bleach?
Gonna go puke now.
This could be the reason some people gouge out their own eyeballs. Too bad they didn’t do it BEFORE seeing that shit!
Btw, I think Captain Michael might want to join in on the backside ( I SO did not say that, eww.)
oohhh ffffuuu for that visual omg!@
ok, I just threw up in my throat a little bit. All we would have needed in there would have been Guy Ferry for the trifecta
Oh. your. God.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go run my eyeballs across a cheese grater for seven hours.
LOL
NSFW!!!!!! or anywhere else for that matter.
NSFL. Ever. Ever ever ever.
At least it wasn’t the other way around, with Robert licking Paula’s stomach
Oooooohhhhh God.
Bad mental image. BAD MENTAL IMAGE.
What wasn’t know was that this was another part of the punishment he had to endure because his team lost “Worst Cooks.” If Anne had lost then Duff would have licked her stomach,
I am surprised Guy Ferry didn’t fight Paula for a chance to do that
What the fuck?
Serves him right for using real butter instead of cocoa butter in the tanning booth.
urrghhhhhhhghhh
What I wanna know is…why are his pants so darn tight?!
No shit.^^ LOL
There’s another shot of Mz. Pauler bronco-riding Irvine. On what planet does Whole Foods think this helps their image.
De-lee-ush-us, What a pig. Slob-o-matic.
The only thing that could be slightly more gross than that is if she took her dentures out and blew him. O_o
Hahahaha… oh dear. Lube his piece up with a stick of butter beforehand, perhaps?
I laughed so hard at these comments that my face hurts. I’m grossed out and amused. I also have a bit of secondhand embarassment for Paula. I don’t know what the hell was going on in her head.
As if her self – image wasn’t in the shitter enough of course shes know for having three hobbies from smearing butter on everything within a 5 mile radius, pasting her mug on every inanimate object that was ever made, too sexually harassing men 20 to 10 years younger.
The only thing that isn’t making me vaguely suicidal is that his hair is back to its natural color.
Jillian,
Why?!?!
Robert, that’s what happens when you bathe in bacon fat and mayonnaise. Powla atches herself to your abdomen like a graying lamprey.
oh…..
ew.
I just threw up in my mouth. Please tell me that someone mean who wanted to traumatize us did this with photoshop. PLEASE!
Ugh. I’m sorry, Paula is just too old to be a slut. I’m sorry, I know some people are into that but… bwah. Wtf.
That is one of the grossest things I have ever seen…
Argh! This post needs a warning from the Surgeon General.
Oh man…I died a little…just now….died a little bit….that image…..it took part of my soul and shredded it. I can’t get it back now.
FML
Finally, something that made me more nauseous than my job and cured me of my fondness for Irvine.
Thank you.
Ok that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on this site, ever.
Oh sweet mercy… why would you ever thank someone for tipping you off about this??
Seriously though, I would lay down mad Benjamins to see Cap’n Michael lay the smackdown on Irvine in the Thunderdome to determine which man still has a measure of dignity left.
The picture was bad enough, can you imagine seeing that in person!!!
This was really , really horrible. Jillian is secretly trying to drive people away from her site….
I’m reminded of an old southern saying: YOU CAN PUT A SILK HAT ON A PIG, BUT IT’S STILL A PIG”!
She is living proof that all you get when you give poor white trash a lot money……… is rich white trash!
Considering the fact that the silly old bag wants the BiGGA SAUSEEGE 24/7…..how in the blue fuck did she only end up having 2 kids???
Between Paula Deen , Jersey Shore, The Real Housewives and the fuckin Kardashians…….You can now officially consider me Swedish!!!
They represent the 4 horsemen of the Apocolypse. We are all fucked for sure!
The part we don’t see is Paula having trouble getting up from the floor, she is too old to be on her knees!
If I were her boys and her husband, I’d be ashamed. But they won’t be because she is bringing in the $$.
Was she trying to suck the head like she claims on another post?
Just, eewww!!!!
What s
What some lengths these people will go to continuing to whore themselves out for the network and sell their crappy products
Vile, absolutely vile. Filthy scum of a woman. White trash, nothing more, nothing less.
she and charlie sheen ought to get together, they are on the same path to crazy land.
Hello! I’m a newbie. And this unfortunately is the first thing that I’ve seen on this site.
But is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic was that Irvine has a really neat belt-buckle on? And then I totally dry heaved, but that was my first thought.
Nobody can ever convince me that she didn’t give him a fuckin hummer after the cameras went off!
I don’t know how top do it……so, as a public service, could someone else pleeeeease photoshop a good lookin babe over Paula’s image….. before it turns the entire human race off to sex forever????
She is, in the words of The Situation, a Slopopotttamus.
And Irving is just plain disgusting.
Do you think he might have to go back to England to bake the wedding cake for William and Kate ?
Perhaps he’ll to that in the castle the queen gave him along with his knighthood..
Ewww times infinity :(
I still can’t believe that this woman got to be Grand Marshal of the Rose Parade? Why? How?
This just killed my love of Irvine’s body.
This isn’t helping Food Network’s, Irvine’s, or anybody involved’s rep at all.
And seeing the other pictures…
Something tells me the Captain was totally into that which made it so much more revolting.
You’re pure evil, Jillian.
…I’m going to go puke now…
The pic actually didn’t load the first time, and I actually made the mistake of reloading it just to see it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go throw up now.
Are they trying to get people to not go to this event?
That is probably why this was the first ever food festival where nobody ate anything and more food came out of mouths than in.
I guess we can just thank our lucky stars that it wasn’t a picture of him licking something off of her belly! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….the mental image just kicked in!
I guess they’re actually trying to make “Food Network Night Time” into “Cinemax with Butter”.
she is an old hag ho-bag. so fucking yuckyyyyy
I do like that it looks like he’s about to slap her.
Seriously, that pic needs to come with a warning! Why, oh why did I look at that!!
This is worse than seeing your parents doing IT.
Oh sweet fancy Moses. Is there nothing that attention hog won’t do in public? I’m getting the dry heaves.
Oh man…no. Now I know I’m high for sure.
I’ll check back later and it won’t be here. It won’t be here…
Those are made-up abs. Just like his made-up resume and career.
BLEH!!! DEAR GOD, MY EYES!!!!!!
I think I just puked up shards of my pelvis
Just. Plain. Wrong.
Looks like Paula was auditioning for season 3 of the Worst Cocks in America
Oh fuck…it gets even worse on Dlisted. Don’t check out the other pictures!!!
Paula thought they were filming spring break for MTV.
Is there a way to possibly gouge out one’s own mind’s eye? Because that’s what it’s going to take to get this image out of my head.
damn you!!!!
Jillian. Jillian. Jillian! To quote that great philosopher Florida Evans: DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
OHHH GOD!!!
WHY??
….it is no longer safe to eat breakfast and read FHN!
Is this a food festival or the AVN awards? You have to wonder if the FN has any control over its “talent.”
At least she wasn’t licking Bobby or Jamie.
Bobby or Jaimie? She would if she could, and on camera. She is crap.
Irvine definately has a bod for sin. I don’t blame Paula lol!
Yeah, I am beyond jealous at Paula in this picture.
OMG I need some eyewash! STAT!!!!
When is Paula going to release her sex tape. No wonder Michael doesn’t speak.
I just lost what little respect I had left for Robert Irvine.
Someone needs to add a thought bubble near Irvine’s head that says:
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Paula’s grose
I can still go back… *holds gun to head*
I can go back…
LOL!!!!!!
Robert Irvine was probably the last person I could tolerate on this channel. No more! No more! I feel sick and sad for both of them.
I am ashamed for Paula! The Food Network really needs to sit her down and demand she tones her flirting or whatever the heck she does down. I thought that the Food Network was supposed to be family friendly. This is just gross! She is a white haired old woman, she needs to stop she is really making herself look ridiculous and desperate. It’s like she is going through puberty again or something!
One of the first signs of Alzheimers is when a 64 year old woman starts acting like a 25 year old. I see a trouble future ahead of Paula. In the meantime, close your eyes and hope she goes away.
OMG, this picture makes me want to jam forks in my eyes. WTF are they doing?