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This week on Worst Cooks in America, Chef Anne and Chef Robert made the recruits stuff their own sausages. This, of course, led to several hilarious sexual sausage innuendos – guaranteed to make your inner 12 year old laugh. Here they are, for your viewing pleasure:
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43 Responses
First!
Sorry. Always wanted to do this.
That’s stupid justin. This post however, is FANTASTIC!!!
OMG. Third pic down…has me in TEARS.
Bahaha! I can’t stop laughing!
I’m watching it now, thanks to TiVo…OMG!!! I nearly fell on the floor laughing at the lady whose wife would be amazed because she’s never stuffed a sausage…. YA THINK????
Next week, watch as the remaining cooks learn to rub their meat, Irvine’s meat and Tuschman’s meat…..Chef Anne’s special guest Paula Deen joins in the demonstration.
I can’t wait to show this post to my husband to see if I just have a dirty mind or if he thinks these are hilarious too. The ones I can’t stop seeing in my head is Anne’s and Robert’s… Who goes around talking about big firm sausages?
This episode was worth a facepalm. I mean…really? It doesn’t help that the one type of sausage was covered in a CREAM sauce either…
Gah, thanks for posting this, I was REALLY hoping you would catch the amazing sausage inuendos! hahaha! My gf and I were laughing for at least 10 mins at this.
I don’t stuff sausages either and have a huge crush on Georg! She’s adorable.
Am I like the only straight man who finds her attractive? jeez…
Jules, you aren’t the only one!! As a fellow “non-stuffer”, I thought she was HOT!!
Beautiful eyes and funny!! Great combo :)
Because of the awesomeness that is Chef Anne Burrell, she probably said that last one on purpose. She probably wanted to see just how much the editors would let fly. If it wasn’t for Anne, FN would be a waste.
This is best topic ever. But I love how Anne can say these things with straight face. I love her.
Big meat !
Anne has the appropriate attitude, she’s a fun chef…no doubt
THANK GOD. I was watching this last night and so hoping you would do a post on the blatant sausage jokes. xD
That one with Georg had my stomach hurting from laughing.
Yeah, that one had me laughing so hard that I had to pause the show so I didn’t miss anything. And even after I stopped outright laughing, I was still chuckling the whole way through the rest of the show thinking about that one.
Wow, talk about low hanging fruit.
I’m with everyone else – I’m so freaking happy you posted this!! I was watching last night and I seriously doubled over from all the naughty sausage innuendo. I don’t think I’ve laughed at anything on Food Network as much as I laughed at that!!! LOL!!
Especially the last one. Anne is so proud of his firm sausage! XD Hehe….
I expect a FoodNetwork.com recipe on how best to achieve a huge sausage. It seems the more it cooks, the smaller it gets. Must be something wrong with my technique.
One more, when the gay lady was talking about cooking fish.. “My wife and I both like fish very much..”
What a great episode!
I caught that too! I was like…did she just realize what she said? Lmfao.
I just think about that clip where Anne says, BIG MEAT!!!
You left off the best with Georg talking about how much she and her wife like fish.
You know the editors were just in the back giggling the entire time with this one.
I was laughing at both of George’s comments. I hadn’t realized she had a wife until then, and combined with the fish and sausage comments, I was like, she’s definitely making it clear whose team she’s on!
she had to be doing that on purpose. I was laughing for 10 minutes at the fish one…
I laughed my ass off when the lesbian Georg commented that about never making sausage before.
Aw heck, I was watching the Super Bowl and missed this fascinating peen-o-rama. The ineptitude of the cooks (and I’m sure FN is encouraging them all to be in touch with their inner nincompoop) makes me gag so I usually just skip to the end to see who goes home. I have a feeling that Georg will be one of the final two.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Thank you! Just because it had to be said. (And you owe me a new computer screen.)
Mmm… firm sausage. Can’t wait for them to try Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls (stick ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em y’all)!
I remember watching this and thinking the exact same thing. The one with Carlos is hilarious. :D
And don’t forget poor georg and her distaste for figs! Maybe the sausages put my mind in the gutter but those figs looked like some funky vajayjay to me …lol
You aren’t the only one who thought those figs looked very “female”.
Georg and Carlos were definetly the funniest of the episode… i fell off my couch laughing and I agree with DI, I almost sure Anne made that comment about Carlos’ being “nice and firm” on purpose…
Holy sh!t I was watching food network while reading this, and it was this episode!!! BAWHAHAHAHA!!!!
I knew that this thread was coming from the moment I watched the episode, but that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable.
And I am firmly on Team Georg now, from the moment that she smirked her way through her explanation that her wife would be amazed by her sausage-stuffing skills…
George also said something like “My wife and I really like fish…”
she had to be doing this on purpose.
God…I’m horny….
Ha, Georg was so obviously a lesbian before she even mentioned having a wife. I mean, “Georg”. Right off the bat she shortens her name to be masculine…and her stone face had only slight femininity…she always looked pretty butch.
Last night’s episode though, lol! Georg is into butch grannies I guess, her wife looks old enough to be her grandmother.
All I can say is THANK GOD they didn’t give me this challenge on season one…there would be alot of R rated material and the rest just looked gross. It does seem like the Chefs let the contestants get away with a lot more on the cleanliness aspect. I couldn’t believe the squid being cut up in its own entrails…yum! And when we learned to clean prawns Anne was running around boot camp going “Everyone don’t forget to DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN!” We were all laughing to ourselves every time she said it but didn’t realize what she was saying until Chef Beau called her out on it. I don’t think that aired… LMAO!
I’m catching up from missing the last couple of weeks. This was a fun episode. I had to rewind when Georg commented about her wife. It never dawned on me that she is gay – and I’ve met her in real life. LoL.
Georgeann is my daughter’s speech therapist and we’ve met. I love her and think she is amazing. She’s funny and very personable. What you see on TV is very much her. But where she lacks confidence in cooking, she is a very competent and confident speech therapist. Georg had done amazing work with our daughter.
I’m routing for Georg to win!!!!!!!
Honestly, when “Georg” unveiled her grandmother-lesbian-partner, I am threw up. I was literally revolted.