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I get a bunch of e-mails every week from people asking if I’m going to cover America’s Next Great Restaurant on NBC. The answer, quite simply, is NO. The show is God-awful. I watched two episodes, and I’m still bitter that I’ll never get that time of my life back. Bobby Flay’s lisp and Curtis Stone’s forced smiles made me feel suicidal. And I don’t know who the hell this Steve Ells person is, but he looks like somebody you’d find sitting in a sketchy van outside a playground.
And what about Lorena Garcia? Surely someone mentoring people on how to open America’s Next Great Restaurant would actually OWN A GREAT RESTAURANT, right? Yeah. You’d think. Too bad Lorena Garcia’s only “restaurant” is a tiny shop located in CONCOURSE D AT THE MIAMI AIRPORT!
So I hope that clears things up a bit. America’s Next Great Restaurant blows, and we will not be covering it. Thank you. And now back to your regularly scheduled Food Network snark.
(Thanks to Reid for the tip about Lorena!)
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- Bobby Flay