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Bobby Flay’s Ireland: It’s TERRIFIC, AMAZING, AND FANTASTIC. Wow!
Posted on March 13th 2011 by Jillian Madison

Bobby Flay needs some new adjectives. PRONTO.

(From Bobby Flay’s Ireland special. WOW!)


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    16 Responses

  1. D says:
    March 13, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    STOP BEING SO DISAGREEABLE, FLAVOR-FLAY.

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  2. Amrita says:
    March 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    The writers for the show needs to be fired. He kept repeating how Ireland is “steeped in” various things.

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  3. Kevin says:
    March 13, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Not funny. Just being a hater is not funny. Until one can demonstrate the ability to score higher than 70% on a college level vocabulary test, one should not cast stones. I am not a Bobby lover (though I ate at Mesa in Vegas and enjoyed it) but lets save the zingers for when he does something truly funny; which is frequently.

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    • Jillian Madison says:
      March 13, 2011 at 7:39 pm

      Blow me, Kevin. Start your own website and run it how you see fit. If I want to criticize the 6 adjectives Bobby Flay used over and over ad nauseum for 60 minutes, it’s my prerogative. I’m sure he’s a lovely man. I’m sure he knows how to cook a hamburger. But the man has no business narrating anything with his lisp and 5th grader’s vocabulary. It was put on during that awful 9 PM Saturday night time slot for a reason.

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    • FuryOfFirestorm says:
      March 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm

      Since when did criticizing Bobby Flay’s limited vocabulary count as “hating”? It wouldn’t cost much for Bobby to buy a thesaurus and learn some adjectives other than “good” and “great”.

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  4. C.K. says:
    March 13, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    To FN Writers:

    Thesaurus.com is your best friend and its free.

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  5. Jason says:
    March 13, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    I didn’t even notice this as I was watching. I guess I wasn’t expecting to be blown away by anything coming out of his mouth. I WAS expecting to see Ireland though… oh well.
    I’m curious if anyone else was as annoyed as me by his use of the word “literally” at least twice. He cannot pronounce it correctly! “Lerally”
    That right there is enough for me to never watch him again.

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    • Jonas says:
      March 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm

      As an Irishman I still wonder what qualifies a mediocre cook from America to claim “his” Ireland. Nothing in this show even remotely made sense or portrayed my home in the manner I’d hoped it would.

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    • Plumpy says:
      March 14, 2011 at 6:50 pm

      Thank St. Patrick I missed this mess. “Literally” is Rachael Ray’s new favorite word too. Tuschman must have sent a memo.

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  6. oh_come_on says:
    March 13, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    His daughter looked REALLY bored! How come FINtastic Flay hasn’t gone to Ireland before?

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    • stoup says:
      March 14, 2011 at 12:52 am

      He said that he went there 8 years ago. And yes, Sophie looked like she was dragged along against her will. I’m still amazed that he even has a kid. He just doesn’t seem like a dad.
      I fell asleep shortly after he made her taste the blood sausage. This show was borrrrrrrrring! The “destination” shows on FN are getting really bad.

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  7. dustyisdead says:
    March 14, 2011 at 1:39 am

    wtf? can someone please slap that fucking cap off his head? what a tool.

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  8. rocks_67 says:
    March 14, 2011 at 11:34 am

    I could tell this was an old episode (I was flipping during Chopped commercial breaks) – Bobby’s Man-boobs where tinier than they currently are!

    And please. Never. Wear. Orange. EVER. My eyes still aren’t the same this morning.

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  9. boke1 says:
    March 15, 2011 at 9:37 am

    I can’t stand the word amazing. It’ died from overuse after the Jason Melnick season of The Bachelor. I want one of these a-holes to say “Ew! This tastes like ass!” on camera, live. Hopefully a public beating will ensue and we’ll finally be entertained.

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  10. john says:
    March 16, 2011 at 10:31 am

    I found an new drinking game

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  11. Leigh says:
    March 16, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Well, personally, Bobby Flay is my favorite Food Network chef. He is not good with words at all. Trust me. However, the man never finished high school. And, even when he was there, he didn’t do anything! So, don’t blame him for his vocab, please!

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