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Archives for "March, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th March 2011
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11 Chefs That Look Like Old Lesbians

[This was originally posted on FNH on November 24th, 2009 - but I'm reposting because it's hilarious and relevant and it still makes me laugh. Happy Friday everybody!]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th March 2011
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Top 10 Reasons Ina Garten Rejected The “Make A Wish” Foundation Boy

Ina Garten is getting a ton of bad press this morning, because TMZ broke the news that she allegedly rejected a dying boy’s wish to cook with her. TWICE! Last year, Ina couldn’t meet with him due to a book tour. This year, Ina’s people simply cited “scheduling conflicts.” Before you judge her, take a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th March 2011
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Iron Chef America Celebrity Judge Application

FNH readers Cait and Jen have been noticing a disturbing trend with Iron Chef America lately: THE “CELEBRITY” GUEST JUDGES DON’T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT FOOD! “At first when we saw Tiki Barber on a season or two ago, we just thought it was a random fluke,” they wrote. “But as of late more [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th March 2011
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Stupidest Tweets To Celebrity Chefs: Part 1

You know what I really hate? Celebrity adoration. The blatant oozing, gushing, and fawning over random people you don’t even know, simply because they’re getting paid to entertain you. These days, perhaps nowhere is this activity more evident than on Twitter. You see, when we ordinary folk tweet that our steak was delicious or that [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd March 2011
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Damn You Autocorrect: My Book Now For Sale!

Hey FNH – Jillian here. I wanted to let you guys know that my first book, Damn You Autocorrect, is now officially for sale! I’m really excited, and it’s a dream come true for me to now be a published author. Who knew it would be a book about smartphone autocorrects?! Life’s a crazy ride. [...]


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