Archives for "March, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd March 2011

Damn You Autocorrect: My Book Now For Sale!

Hey FNH – Jillian here. I wanted to let you guys know that my first book, Damn You Autocorrect, is now officially for sale! I’m really excited, and it’s a dream come true for me to now be a published author. Who knew it would be a book about smartphone autocorrects?! Life’s a crazy ride. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd March 2011

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WE FOUND IT: The Worst Magazine Cover Of All Time

Rachael Ray finds inspiration in COOKING HER FAMILY AND HER DOG? Who the hell wrote that cover? Hannibal Lecter? Sadly, this is not a Food Network Humor photoshop. This is a real cover from the October 2010 issue of Tails Magazine. And yes. It really does say EAT RAY LOVE ( a stupid play on [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd March 2011

One Photo, 5 Photoshops: Rachael Ray Edition

ONE PHOTO: 5 PHOTOSHOPS:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st March 2011

America’s Next Great Restaurant on NBC

I get a bunch of e-mails every week from people asking if I’m going to cover America’s Next Great Restaurant on NBC. The answer, quite simply, is NO. The show is God-awful. I watched two episodes, and I’m still bitter that I’ll never get that time of my life back. Bobby Flay’s lisp and Curtis [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st March 2011

Chopped All Stars: Round 3

Last night’s Chopped All Stars wasn’t anywhere as good as last week’s episode with the Food Network hosts, but it still brought a few “OHMYGOD” moments. Like chef Anita Lo’s lovely first offering to the judges, for example: SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO GUY FIERI’S PENIS! Chef Lo didn’t get all of her dishes plated, [...]

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