Archives for "March, 2011"
Paula Deen’s Turkey Leg Bones Look Like SOMETHING ELSE
Thanks to Carla and Ofelia for snapping these lovely, candid photos of the white chocolate penises Paula Deen made this weekend on Paula’s Best Dishes. Okay, fine. They weren’t technically white chocolate penises. They were “turkey leg bones” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Riiiiiiight. The penises were part of her TV Dinner Cupcake recipe, which you [...]
Chopped All Stars Recap: Anne Burrell, Claire Robinson, Duff Goldman, & Robert Irvine
If you missed tonight’s episode of Chopped All-Stars, search your TV listings for another airing and record it immediately! It was the most entertaining hour of programming on the Food Network in years, and featured Anne Burrell, Duff Goldman, Claire Robinson, and Robert Irvine going head to head to win money for their favorite charities. [...]
Bobby Flay’s Ireland: It’s TERRIFIC, AMAZING, AND FANTASTIC. Wow!
Bobby Flay needs some new adjectives. PRONTO. (From Bobby Flay’s Ireland special. WOW!)
Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Rachael Ray’s LEFTOVER POPCORN BREAKFAST CEREAL
This week’s ridiculous Food Network comes from the always-annoying Rachael Ray, courtesy of blogger Felicia Day. Felicia wrote: A while ago, I got conned into buying 3 years of Rachel Ray magazine by a teenager selling subscriptions on my doorstep. I rarely read them, but this little blurb caught my eye in this month’s issue. [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










