Archives for "March, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th March 2011

Good Eats Ragetoon

(That about sums it up! Thanks, Rebecca!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th March 2011

VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Wants To Take Over The Food Network

Oh Charlie. Don’t give up your day job. Oh WAIT….you don’t HAVE one! BURN.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th March 2011

New Teeth Options For Paula Deen

Paula Deen’s known for her down home southern cooking, her orange skin, and her BLINDINGLY WHITE TEETH that could light up an entire airport. But luckily, thanks to the magic of cosmetic dentistry, her teeth went from “I smoke 4 packs a day” to “you are cleared for landing on runway #7″ just like that. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th March 2011

Someone Stole Guy Fieri’s $200k Lamborghini

Back in 2009, we told you Guy Ferry just bought his EIGHTH car – a $200k banana yellow Lamborghini Gallardo (as I like to say, “the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. The pricier the car, the bigger the douche.”) Yesterday, a few thieves STOLE THE CAR from a dealership in San Francisco. They [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th March 2011

Food Network’s Cranberry PEAN Pasta

Food Network is running a fancy little slideshow on their website featuring “healthy Italian recipes.” Number six, in particular, sounds particularly delicious. It’s a heartwarming recipe for… PEAN PASTA. Delish! Mmm! Attention, straight women and gay males: try whipping up a huge bowl of it today. You’ll love it! (Thanks for the tip, Allison! And [...]

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