Archives for "March, 2011"
Aarti Party Theme Song Previously Used For DUMPSTER SERVICE Bagster
FNH reader Peggy was watching television yesterday when a commercial for Waste Management’s “Bagster” – a portable dumpster that you fill with all the crap you no longer want – came on. She immediately recognized the music in the background as the THEME SONG TO AARTI PARTY. Call it irony. Call it coincidence. Or just [...]
Things On Food Network That Need To Be “Chopped”
The first episode of Chopped: All Stars aired on Food Network last night, and it featured chefs who appeared on – but ultimately lost – Next Food Network Star. Spoiler alert: Michael Prioetti won, Brad Sorenson looked like he needed to eat a cheeseburger, and Debbie Lee was still Korean. The internet’s biggest complaint about [...]
Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Michael Chiarello’s “Best Hot Dogs”
Last week, our ridiculous Food Network recipe was Ellie Krieger’s “Glove Compartment Snack” (which now hilariously re-directs to a recipe for spiced nuts). Well, that was child’s play compared to the sheer brilliance of this week’s life-changing hot dog “recipe” from master chef Michael Chiarello! Wow! Boil hot dogs! IN WATER! ON THE STOVE! AND [...]
Food Network Chefs: Where Are They Now?
New FNH segment alert! I thought it would be fun to catch up with some fan-favorite chefs to see what they’ve been up to since their time on the Food Network. We’ll kick off the series with two of my personal favorites: Manouschka Guerrier and Michael Proietti. Manouschka was the stand-out star on the now-canceled [...]
The Best Of “Paula Deen Riding Things”
This weekend at SOBE, Robert Irvine dropped on all fours and Paula Deen rode him around the stage like he was a pack mule. Since then, some person started up a Tumblr blog simply called “Paula Deen Riding Things“. I have to be honest here: I DON’T THINK IT IS FUNNY! At all. Maybe I’m [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










