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The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v3.0
Posted on March 27th 2011 by Jillian Madison

Claire sure does love making the blow-up doll face, doesn’t she? This particular edition (complete with sparkly shirt and boobage that producer Bobby Flay was sure to get all up in) is from this weekend’s episode of 5 Ingredient Fix.

I am out of town this weekend, so thanks to Michelle for e-mailing us the photo. If you see any funny stuff on Food Net this weekend, snap a pic and send it in!

And if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can check out the Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v1.0 and v2.0!


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
---Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
---The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
---Open Thread: 5 Ingredient Fix With Claire Robinson

    16 Responses

  1. Numb says:
    March 27, 2011 at 11:35 am

    …Yeah, I’d buy one.

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  2. mikeytwoshoes says:
    March 27, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    thank you again claire.

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  3. boke1 says:
    March 27, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    That dessert looks good, whatever it is.

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  4. Brad says:
    March 27, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    wider, please.

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  5. Plumpy says:
    March 27, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    So guys…this girl wants to know: what’s more exciting: Claire’s blow-up doll mouth or Claire sucking a corn dog? Tuschman/Flay will want to know for future shows.

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  6. FatCat says:
    March 27, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    LOL…but ew…Flay…

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  7. SCGLive says:
    March 28, 2011 at 3:02 am

    Something something fix something something five ingredients.

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  8. ron says:
    March 28, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Cmon men’s magazines…..you did a “sexy” photo shoot with blech Rachael Ray….how about one with the only FN hostess that I actually WANT to see in lingerie!
    Let’s face it….FN hasn’t exactly been subtle in exploiting Claire’s sexy side anyway, so they sure as hell can’t claim that it would be inappropriate in any way.
    Hell…one day Claire is wearing a ponytail and buttoned down flannel shirt….next thing you know, she’s rockin cleavage that would make Hooters proud!!!

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  9. Goober says:
    March 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Do they use purple light bulbs on her set?

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  10. agakitchen says:
    March 28, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    FN has perfected the cleavage lean. Time for a new trick. Maybe the “let’s bend over and see what’s in the oven” shot.

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  11. Diane says:
    March 29, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Yecchh! Maybe if you’re into beastiality what with that horse face and all.

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    • Amy says:
      March 30, 2011 at 12:57 am

      Oh, come on. Claire Robinson isn’t ugly in any way. Maybe not to everyone’s taste, but she’s universally pretty.

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  12. wilson says:
    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    WHAT A PIECE OF TRASH

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