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Meanwhile… On The Food Network…
Posted on April 12th 2011 by Jillian Madison

[note: photo updated, since the last one I posted was a duplicate. Thanks to wikk3d for sharing.]


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    39 Responses

  1. ron says:
    April 12, 2011 at 10:40 am

    What’s Claire doing you ask?
    Making my penis jealous…thats what!!!

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  2. Lana says:
    April 12, 2011 at 10:59 am

    In the industry, that’s called … “practice” .. or sometimes “an audition.”
    *winks*

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  3. RR's Pompoms says:
    April 12, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Looks like she’s doing what she’s always doing, at least based on the photos I see her. She must drive the crew crazy.

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  4. Teague says:
    April 12, 2011 at 11:27 am

    …sorry…I forgot what this post about…ah who cares any way…any more photos out there?

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  5. Silvio says:
    April 12, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Claire can play ten bars and boogie on my boneaphone anytime.

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  6. Tom says:
    April 12, 2011 at 11:35 am

    I really don’t know what you call it, but I like it. I like it alot.

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  7. J. Thomps says:
    April 12, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Just went from 6 to midnight.

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  8. Dustin says:
    April 12, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    This has already been posted here before, but, it is a moment worth revisiting.

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  9. oh_come_on says:
    April 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Last time I checked Claire had an actual culinary degree, yet she continues this $hit. Since she didn’t blow Tuschman or Brooke for her job, who did she blow?

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  10. polochef says:
    April 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    It’s called “Plan B”, people. More power to her :)

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  11. K-Star says:
    April 12, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Her lips look like nightcrawlers

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  12. Diane says:
    April 12, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Oh gross. Why doesn’t Claire just go ahead and do legitimate porn instead of all this damn insinuation?
    You know she wants to.

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  13. Mike says:
    April 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Somewhere there’s a FN director going: “Yeah, that’s it. Do it. Do it. C’mon. Do it. Do it. TOUCHDOWN!!!”

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  14. al dente this says:
    April 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    What the hell? Doesn’t she know how to eat a corndog like everyone else on the planet? Get over yourself, Claire. Then again, it is FN…whoring yourself is a requirement. Gross, girl…poor corndog.

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  15. J_Cobb says:
    April 12, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Gorram!

    I don’t know if I can make it to my bunk…

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  16. Panther Joe says:
    April 12, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Easily the sexiest lady on FN right now. The accent, the hair, the demeanor. What foodgasms are made of…and how about the network finally wising up and showing 5 Ingredient Fix at 5:30 now…and you are definitely right Jillian. She’s changed dramatically since the show started.

    But I’m not complaining.

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  17. tito says:
    April 12, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    I can see why guys would like this, but this looks really gross. It really also looks like this was no accident. Claire, yes you are beautiful, but come ON!!

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  18. Matthew says:
    April 13, 2011 at 12:45 am

    Rock on, Claire. Give those fat asses who watch Food Network and blog about it something to think about.

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  19. sKo says:
    April 13, 2011 at 9:19 am

    totally looks like Claire eating a burn victim’s amputated penis. Gross.

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  20. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:
    April 13, 2011 at 9:57 am

    I remember this…that shot was from a recent episode of “Chefs vs. City” where they were filming in Savannah, GA. and one of the stops was The Lady & Sons where the contestants had to eat a grilled donkey dick while Jamie and Bobby and Michael Claus all stood around in ass-less chaps tossing off and making squealing animal noises while Tina Turner’s “Beast of Burden” blared over the speakers…it was one of the better episodes, as I recall…

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  21. Diane says:
    April 13, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Claire Robinson has children, right? It just icks me out to think that one day her kids will have the opportunity to see her acting like a sperm burping gutter snipe.
    Hey, you wanna be freaky in private with your honey…by all means!
    But have a tiny shred of dignity in public, please.
    And for Matthew ‘Mr. All women who DON’T act like this are fat asses’ shut up and go back to your room in your mom’s basement and enjoy your extensive porn collection in private. I’m fairly certain you’re no George Clooney.

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  22. Groucho says:
    April 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    She is eating food, on camera. As running gags go, this one is really lame.

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  23. Michelle says:
    April 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Shouldn’t that be a picture of Giada de Laurentiis? ;)

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  24. Matthew says:
    April 16, 2011 at 12:43 am

    This must be what she looks like when she does this to your husbands.

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