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Archives for "April, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th April 2011
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Who Let Rahm Fama On Television?

No seriously, is his father a producer at Scripps or something? The show is pretty God-awful, but the commercial where he screams “MEAT MEAT MEATY MMM-MEAT” was almost enough to make me consider vegetarianism. I tuned into this show once, for an episode about meatballs. Rahm actually said: “I’m in NYC, and I’m here looking [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th April 2011
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Giada Used To Be So Much Less Annoying

Fact: the Food Network turns people into ridiculous, over the top caricatures of themselves (think Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, and Rachael Ray). They start off like normal people… but over time, as their egos grow and grow, they start amplifying their most obnoxious traits and habits on camera to make themselves seem like more of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th April 2011
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Paula Deen Has “Same Face” Syndrome

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd April 2011
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VIDEO: Paula Deen On Jimmy Kimmel’s “Unnecessary Censorship”

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd April 2011
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Nigella Lawson’s Fashion Fail: Is That A Burkini?!

Nigella Lawson… my baby mama… my one true culinary love… was just photographed in the warm Australian waters wearing this: I love you with my whole heart, dear Nigella, BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY. I’m not exactly sure what the hell that is, but it looks like something Bea Arthur would have worn to a [...]


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