Archives for "April, 2011"

Nigella Lawson… my baby mama… my one true culinary love… was just photographed in the warm Australian waters wearing this: I love you with my whole heart, dear Nigella, BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY. I’m not exactly sure what the hell that is, but it looks like something Bea Arthur would have worn to a [...]

It’s Friday! Time to torture ourselves with another brain-hurting, vomit-inducing round of Fuck, Marry, Kill! Here’s how it will work: every Friday I’ll pick a group of 3 chefs as recommended by you, the FNH readers. I’ll post who I would choose to Fuck, Marry, and Kill – and you do the same in the [...]

Reality check: Food Network chefs are never going to cook for you. You’ll never taste Ina Garten’s roast chicken, nor will your palate ever be delighted by a whimsical burst of juicy blueberry from a bite of an Alex Guarnaschelli pie. But if they did… and if they could be your personal chefs for a [...]