Archives for "April, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th April 2011

FMK FRIDAYS on FNH

Time for everyone’s favorite schoolyard game: EFF, MARRY, KILL! Here’s how it will work: every Friday I’ll blindly pick a group of 3 chefs as recommended by you, the FNH readers. I’ll post who I would choose to Eff, Marry, and Kill – and you do the same in the comments. Get it? Got it? [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th April 2011

Alright Stop, Collaborate And Listen

Guy Fieri and Vanilla Ice recently had dinner together. Anthony Bourdain, bless his little heart, commented: “Vanilla Ice and Guy Fieri? Same room? Same table? Same time? Douchular fission!” Word to your moms! -submitted by Jennifer

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th April 2011

Get Excited: Giada’s One Hundred Dollar “Pasta Gift Set” Now Available!

A lot of today’s “celebrity chefs” (God, I hate that term) exploit their fans by charging them exorbitant amounts of money for their stupid products. After all, you can hardly step into any store these days without seeing Paula Deen or Rachael Ray’s face plastered on some piece of crap item that no one needs. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th April 2011

Ina Garten Meme

Bored? Create your own Ina Garten meme and send it in! (Thanks for the image, Condescending Picard)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th April 2011

The Bigger The Pepper Grinder, The Smaller The…

Looking for further proof Guy Fieri is overcompensating for his incredibly small peen? Here’s a shot of him holding his new monster pepper grinder, which was created to razzle dazzle his moronic followers during the upcoming Guy Fieri Road Show. He clearly thinks it is KEWL, although to me it looks like he was just [...]

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