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Chocolate Chip Cookies Cartoon
Posted by Jillian Madison

    44 Responses

  1. Syd says:

    Lots of people hate cooked raisins. Those people can send that food to me.

  2. GreenJeans says:

    Don’t you hate when that happens? I love raisins but would be pissed if what I thought was chocolate was not.

  3. Ray says:

    Nice one. Raisins in cinnamon bread are just plain evil, as well. It’s not as if I don’t like raisins, either. Just can’t stand them in pastries or cinnamon bread.

  4. Ms. Kira says:

    I hate raisins. The strange thing is I loved them as a child. Maybe that’s because they were the only good part of the one cereal my parents bought. Well, that and grape nuts. holy god

    FYI- DON’T EVER FEED THEM TO YOUR DOG!

  5. Chris says:

    I especially hate when someone ruins a perfectly good oatmeal cookie or cinnamon bread by adding raisins. The only way I like them anymore are in cereal.

  6. Michael says:

    Wow. I was beginning to think I was the only person who hates raisins. I love the cartoon!!

  7. Jerry says:

    You know what else is bad… when you go to drink soda and it’s actually ice tea… or vice versa. It makes you spit it out even though there is nothing really wrong with it.

    • Mindy says:

      I hate when that happens.

    • Chris says:

      This recently happened to my 11 year old son for the first time. He thought he was getting milk when it was actually lemonade. I never thought liquid could reach such velocity. Of course, immediately afterwards he thought it was hilarious and wanted to do it again!

  8. Tyler says:

    I’m one of those weird people who will eat raisins by themselves, but I hate when they’re added to recipes. I swear to God, over half the people on Food Network like to throw a handful of damn raisins in so many of their recipes, and it looks just awful! NO RAISINS IN MY BREAD PUDDING, PLEASE!

    • Ray says:

      Raisins are best when covered in chocolate. Sometimes I eat them as-is, out of a box, but not often.

      Now, one big killer as a child was to receive a box of raisins (Sunmaid, typically) in lieu of candy while trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Bad, bad neighbors!

      • Jill (not Jillian) says:

        The Halloween treat is exactly what I was thinking! We usually threw the boxes back in the yard.

    • GreenJeans says:

      That would be begging for a house bombarded with shaving cream and toilet paper.

  9. cloverleaf says:

    Great post, Jillian! Nothing worse than getting excited about seeing some tasty-looking oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies, only to bite in and taste raisins instead of chocolate! GRRRRRRR!!

  10. Bonzy22 says:

    lolol! I HATE raisins too!

  11. BCA says:

    That cartoon describes me completely. I hate raisins so much, yet they look so much like chocolate chips that I end up making mistakes sometimes. It’s one of the things I really care about. :P

  12. Lollipop says:

    But…but…I love raisins in cookies

  13. Reaper man says:

    That cartoon was made by Anonymous. That’s all you need to know.

    • What is that supposed to mean.

      • Panna Cotta says:

        Anonymous is a nebulously-defined group of internet trolls who frequent 4chan. Usually they’re obnoxious and unproductive, but they frequently make interesting things such as this on their imageboards.

      • Cocoa says:

        ^Quite. This was probably first posted on an imageboard site such as 4chan. Since most posters are anonymous, it would unfortunately be very hard to track them…

  14. fxtech says:

    I’m from a traditional Italian family. My mother-in-law (not Italian) makes her meatballs with raisins in them. My grandparents from Italy are spinning in their graves.

  15. Panna Cotta says:

    Could not agree more. Raisins have ruined many a cookie, their reign of terror must be stopped.

  16. buddybutt says:

    Sure isnice to know that I am not the only person that hates raisins. Will not touch anything that contains them.

    • chia says:

      fuck this shit it s bull crap what kind of fucked up shit is this it stupid as fuck you all had the guts to talk about this bullshit fuck you all

  17. LL says:

    I think the “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” face would’ve been more appropriate, as that accurately reflects my opinion on raisins in cookies.

  18. Max Bulkchest says:

    That last frame is an accurate depiction of my expression every time I turn on FN and see a show about cake or candy.

  19. charmander says:

    Like what Jim Gaffigan said, “biting into a raisin cookie is like finding out the chick is a dude”

  20. Aunt Sandy says:

    And can I just tell you? These cookies are super super simple, and soooooo duhlishus! All you have to do is use store bought cookie mix (store brand) and raisins you bought at the SAME STORE! That saves so much money! Perfect for your show, Aarti! These taste duuuuuhlishus with an icy cold glass of milk, or even better, VODKA!

    For my Round 2 recipe, I’m going to make revolting rum raisin cookie dough ice cream!

  21. heplolos says:

    That comic doesn’t really have an artist. It is made by /b/tards (Anonymous).

    Whoever decided to do this comic is doing it wrong.

    FFFFUUUUUUUUUU is more appropriate for the final panel.

  22. Pishposh says:

    Raisins are awesome in everything (okay, maybe not meatballs). Haters gonna hate.

  23. rmb says:

    raisins really are the devil.

    they’re always messing up the best foods… bread pudding, cinnamon bread, cookies… be gone, demons!

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