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Ina Garten: How Easy Is That?
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---Ina & Jeffrey Garten: In Love For 40 Years
---Phonecall With Ina Garten
---If Ina Garten Advertised For Ipod
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Ina Garten: How Easy Is That?
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And now, in honor of Ina Garten’s favorite phrase (“how easy is that?!”), we present THE FOOD NETWORK EASY-METER:
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---A Reminder From Ina Garten---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)
---Ina & Jeffrey Garten: In Love For 40 Years
---Phonecall With Ina Garten
---If Ina Garten Advertised For Ipod
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- Rachael Ray
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As long as they’re “faaaabbulous recipes” (with really good ingredients) all is well.
Hilarious!
I’ll go to the Chippendales show for Kat.
And so will I! ;-)
And so will I!!!
And so will I!
That reminds me, where in the world is BEN? He’s gone MIA on us.
I’ll rent us a limo
Does the lobster on Alton’s shoulder talk? Maybe his name is Pinchy? And, come on, Alton, that’s not proper piratey attire!
Sorry….. just amused by the lobster perched on his shoulder. :)
Lol, Mr Pinchy, Homer’s lobster! Well, Alton kinda has only 3 hairs these days…
LMAO at the idea of Alton & Aunt Sandy doing a show together! It could be a pay-per-view special!
I would pay to see that one! I mean… if Alton promises to say something besides ”oh bother”… you know, stuff like ”shut the hell up!” and ”are you freakin’ serious??” or maybe even a simple ”bullshit” here and there.
I would pay to watch that episode as well, but only if Alton promises not to hide any of his disgust and/or contempt from the camera. Bonus points if he wheels out the chalkboard with nutritional info at the end of each dish.
Or “what the hell is this shit!!!”
@Hookerboot: Or if he’s in the background with the black board, explaining all of the additives and preservatives in all of her prepackaged crap.
I think Alton’s facial expressions alone would be priceless. The horrified/grossed out/pissed combined look. Which basically is what we all have while watching Aunt Sandy.
Getting Cusimano and Goldman to bathe — nigh on impossible!
That dessert looks suspiciously like Cool Whip and strawberry jam… maybe it’s easy because it’s Semi-Homemade??? Can you imagine Ina & Aunt Sandy together??? Make sure you use ‘good’ Cool Whip and aig-stract!
But I doubt it actually is. It looks like a parfait. And actually, it looks pretty appetizing… (It’s still 93 here in Vegas!)
I hope Alton sees that last one. Now that’s good.
I learned last night that Cat Cora was even gay. Wow. How did I miss that?
Me like Cat Cora ;)
I had no idea that she was gay either until I happened upon her entry while browsing Wikipedia for Food Network hosts. Not that it matters in the least naturally (you go grrl), I like her anyway :)
Cats like to lick!
Cat Cora and her wife have 4 boys. She carried two, her wife carried two.
I learned from her Chefography, but had no idea up to that point.
Cat Cora is hoooooooot! I met her once and she’s also super nice. <3 her!
The book after should be called “Ina Garten: Good Ingredients” and show her surrounded by vanilla
Or Hellman’s Mayonnaise lol
Very funny post.
Easy Ina? Just more of the Sandra Lee-ification of the Food Network. Everything is getting over simplified and more food assembly rather than actual cooking. They are taking people I used to enjoy watching and turning them into characters and oversimplifying everything. It is why I’m so frustrated with FN and watch less and less.
And can someone buy Ina a new style of shirt? I fucking sick of her shents.
Yeah. If they ever force Chef Anne or Chef Alex or Alton to “simplify” (meaning DUMB DOWN) their recipes into “suuppr smmpl russipeez”, that’s it for moi.
Now I still enjoy Ina, especially when she cooks some wild food. But yes, I’d rather not see Ina become yet another “Aunt Sandy lite”. Haven’t they already had Giada doing too many “Semi-Edible Upscale Russipeez”?
At least she wore her good denim shent and dressed it up with a jaunty scarf! LOL! Gotta love the “Giggles ‘n Shents” title!! LOL!!!
So you’re saying you’d rather see her in a shuu-muu?
Yeah, I’m not going to be buying this one. What is the point really in cookbooks from FN chefs anymore since you can tons of their recipes for free on the website, more than you can probably try at home.
Oh please, I hope there’s real food in there. Oh please, don’t let them take Ina away from us! Not another Aunt Sandy!
I think I may just read Bourdain’s book and skip one by the fraud.
How many co-author’s did Ina have? Hard to believe she would’ve written it all by herself, considering her lack of effort on the show now.
I love me some Ina–”how easy is that?”, shents, good vanilla, and all.
I love Ina but finding that I am becoming more irritated by the giggling, ‘fabulous’, ‘how bad can that be’ and the way she has recently started rubbing her hands together after completing a task. Maybe the honeymoon is over. No problems with Nigella and Laura Calder, my other two faves – yet!
Ina’s EasyMeter is much more entertaining than Staples Easy Button. ;)
this is HILARIOUS! at first I just looked at the picture and I totally thought that it was a joke/fake cookbook image FNH made. i mean HOW EASY IS THAT and FABULOUS on the cover? sooo typical. i can’t believe this shit is legit. but i like her food so i’d go for it
You mean it’s actually a real book? I was going to say that Jillian should have put a more difficult looking dish on the cover. But I guess now it’s all starting to make sense, or is it (need more coffee!)… ?
Rachael Ray feigning interest in FN is probably easier than Rach’s feigning interest in her ‘Lil Mister.
Let’s not forget Ina’s new upcoming book “Cook, But Don’t Have Any Fun Without Me!”
How about “Recipes I Stole From Loaves and Fishes (But I’m Trying To Pass Off As My Own!)”
or “I Wonder What Ina Needs Us To Do NOW?” (By T.R., Miguel, Michael and Steven)
or “Good Lord! Not Roasted Chicken Friday AGAIN???” (By Jeffrey, the Li’l Hobbitt)
or “My Italian Leather Loafers Cost More Than Your HOUSE – How Bad Can THAT Be?”
I’ll love Ina forever, but she needs to know a overused- phrase does not a title make. Though I can’t say it’s as bad as anything Sandra Lee might name a book if this was the case (“Sandra Lee: Can I Just Tell You?”)
btw, Cusimano looks exactly like Stanley Tucci in that picture
@FatCat-Don’t be so mean to poor Stanley Tucci. Please remember that Tucci has talent, unlike Cusamano (sp?-whatever, I dont’ actually care).
As I recall, Cusi does have a talent for enjoying some S&M.
No, he likes call girls to pee on him . That’s not S&M is it ?
Yes, sorry, lol. I just remembered Tucci played Julia Child’s husband in Julie & Julia. I can’t ever imagine anyone making a film about RR, much less getting someone to play her…shudder…can’t finish sentence…
He looks like a total street drunk.
The image of a Sandra Lee cookbook called “Can I Just Tell You?” just made me spit out my coffee. So horrifying… so likely!
Bah! $18.90 at Amazon.com, and there is no Kindle version :(
I think the title’s brillant. Why not trade off a phrase she says ad nauseam? Re-treading/dumbing down/simplifying her recipes isn’t a bad idea either. Those of us who know her recipes by heart won’t use them, but a whole new crop of FN ‘home cooks’ will. Personally I think Ina’s way out- stayed her potential on FN, but where would she go and continue to make so much cash?
What on Earth happened to Ty Flo??? He looked a lot better in his Food 911 days. He’s about half worthless on that stupid Food Truck Race show.
He is morphing into a modern age William Shatner.
Yes! I see it
He should be so talented! ;)
Giggles and Shents…..that seriously made my day
I would pay to see Alton co-host ‘Semi HOmade’. Can you imagine his look of utter confusion and disdain as Sandra sloshed her way through the episode?
He could probably even offer some fascinating insight as to exactly what percentage of Sandra’s blood is pure alcohol and what that means in scientific terms.
It could be very educational.
cat cora is a total lesbian. she has a few kids w/ her partner. i think she’s hella hot (and i’m a lesbo too, lol). i think she’d go to a chippendales show if she needed to vomit, but fingers down her throat just weren’t doing the trick.
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