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Ina Made Cookies This Weekend [Can't Be Unseen]
Posted on May 25th 2011 by Jillian Madison

    31 Responses

  1. MarkyMark says:

    ROFLMAO on that video!!! Ina’s going to TOWN on that roller!

  2. Tom says:

    The way she gives it a knowing glance is too much!

  3. chris says:

    she’s got some “good” technique there

  4. Chris says:

    “I got this recipe from T.R., Michael, Miguel and some of my other gay friends. This is EXACTLY how they do it. How easy can that be?”

  5. john says:

    “Now, get yourself some really good oil…”

  6. BettyBooty says:

    And how much you wanna bet poor Jeffrey never gets a handjob?

  7. Scott says:

    Reminds me of the Gloria Allred press conference recently, where she and her client demonstrated something similar.

  8. Teague says:

    Good to to see she’s learning something from her antique dealer, art dealer, flower store owner and party planer friends.

  9. Chris says:

    Getting Jeffrey off: How easy is that?!

  10. sadi says:

    Be sure to only use the good penis.

  11. Old Unkajoe says:

    I’m no great fan of Ingrid Hoffman, but I think you have besmirched her by filing this under her name.

  12. Silvio says:

    That’s the main reason why all her boys are always over at her place.

  13. Laura says:

    Is it bad that ALL I can think about when I see this GIF is Jeffery? lol.

  14. Jackie says:

    Every time I see her with that rolling pin, I chuckle, because I have the exact same kind (only mine is a bit darker). My great-grandmother brought it over from Russia in 1911. I love it.

  15. Robert says:

    That’s why the gays surround her. To learn her mad skillz.

  16. ricebeams says:

    OMG, I’m scarred for life……

  17. Smitty says:

    Yes!

  18. Bonzy22 says:

    seriously, first word out of my mouth was:
    Ewwww.

  19. bunny69 says:

    Gawd, I miss my husband!!!!!

  20. Make A Wish Foundation Ho-Bag says:

    She was innocent until she saw Toy Story. Woody sings “You’ve Got A Friend In Me,” and well, she listened with dyslexia?

  21. Stew says:

    At least she has eye contact with you while she gives you a hand job

  22. Diane says:

    Oh Lordy, I didn’t need to see that.

  23. Erica says:

    To quote Phoebe from Friends, “My eyes! My eyes!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyz21LVPYaQ

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