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More Proof Alton Brown Is Bad-Ass
Posted on May 24th 2011 by Jillian Madison

(via SteveTheBeave’s Twitpic, taken in Vermont.)


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    33 Responses

  1. Brown Sugar says:
    May 24, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Now go wash those bear-y hands!

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  2. Melissa D'umbass says:
    May 25, 2011 at 7:42 am

    do we even want to know the story behind this photo?

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    • Brown Sugar says:
      May 25, 2011 at 8:18 am

      It’s hard to imagine a situation where it would be appropriate to wear a jacket and collared shirt to snuggle with a skinless bear. Come to think of it, I’m not sure what proper attire would be for that situation.

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      • MS says:
        May 25, 2011 at 9:53 am

        It depends on if it’s daytime or evening

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      • Mark H88 says:
        May 25, 2011 at 10:16 am

        From the looks of the room, I’m assuming it might be some sort of medical training class where they use the carcass for experimentation.

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        • NECIProud says:
          May 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm

          Yeah… That is (I am almost positive) the Meat Fabrication room at New England Culinary Institute. I am a baking and pastry student, so I have not seen the inside of that room, but I am damn near sure. In fact, you can see his chef whites under that stylin’ blazer there.

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    • SteveTheBeave says:
      July 3, 2011 at 11:00 am

      I took this pic at NECI in meat fabrication class. A local hunter in Montpelier dropped this off to us after removing the pelt, head and paws. The meat stunk up the whole place. It was so nasty, even dogs refused to eat it.

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  3. Bellossom Ranger says:
    May 25, 2011 at 8:42 am

    I am glad you think Alton Brown is cool, though I am a bit perturbed you are mocking Rachael Ray. I think Rachael Ray is saucy, but I like AB more since he’s White and Nerdy. LOLZ. ^_^

    Keep up your shameless mockery, Jill. :p

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  4. jamie.thomas says:
    May 25, 2011 at 9:09 am

    Very Dexter looking. His expression says it all.

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  5. Tom says:
    May 25, 2011 at 10:39 am

    I almost forgot how good looking he used to be, especially lying down next to a carcass

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  6. ButtaRumCake says:
    May 25, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Is it me or does he look a lot older now that he’s lost all that weight?

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  7. KristenS says:
    May 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    That pic is very Thomas Dolby/Howard Jones….nice!

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  8. sadi says:
    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Alton can lie next to my carcass anytime!

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  9. al dente this says:
    May 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Looks like Alton hanging at the crotch of a skinned midget in footies.

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  10. Tiki says:
    May 26, 2011 at 12:54 am

    that is simply repulsive.
    how do you think the bear felt about you posting pictures like that of his remains?
    you are all sickening
    have respect for nature

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  11. Susan says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:31 am

    He looks like Thomas Dolby..but then Alton always blinded me with science

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  12. Quigi says:
    May 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Good morning Clarice…

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  13. clarebear says:
    June 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I am blinded by his science …

    just sayin

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  14. Riley says:
    August 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Yeah, I do have a question…is it just me, or does AB have three arms in the pic?

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