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Archives for "May, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th May 2011
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Ina’s Friend T.R. Modeling Cheap Polo Shirt For Kohls

Modeling a $10 polo shirt? For KOHLS? Blasphemy! Has life with Ina in the Hamptons taught you nothing! (via Kohls. Hat tip to LaShannda)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th May 2011
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FIRST LOOK: Sandra Lee’s New 5-Book Deal

News broke yesterday that Sandra Lee just signed a 5 (FIVE) book deal with powerhouse publishing company Hyperion. The books are going to consist of cookbooks and (gasp!) NOVELS. As you may know, Hyperion published my book Damn You Autocorrect (just eight bucks on Amazon!) back in March, so I used my in with my [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th May 2011
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VIDEO: Guy Ferry Overpronouncing His Fake Last Name (And A Rant By Jillian Madison)

First of all, there are going to be a lot of curse words in this article, because when I talk about Guy Ferry I get very fucking heated. Sorry, mom and dad. Speaking of mom and dad, they really tried to raise me right. Amongst other things, they taught me to say please and thank [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th May 2011
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VIDEO: Rachael Ray Taking 39 Seconds To Empty 1 Bottle Of Oil Into A Pan

Rachael Ray’s come a long way. Even if you’re still not excited by her food, you can’t deny she’s no longer the annoying, impossible-to-watch host she was 4 years ago. Sure, the stupid catchphrases are still there, and there’s more movement in the Great Wall of China than in her eyebrows; but gone is the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th May 2011
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Ina Made Cookies This Weekend [Can't Be Unseen]


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