Archives for "May, 2011"
The 8 Stupidest Cookbook Covers By Food Network Personalities
The cover of a book is the first thing people see, and in today’s competitive market, it has to make a good impression or buyers just won’t pick it up at the store. Almost all of the Food Network chefs have their own books, and some of them look really nice. Some of them, however, [...]
Paula Deen On Damn You Autocorrect
Have you guys checked out Damn You Autocorrect yet? It’s one of my other websites, and it highlights all the hilarious conversations that happen when your smartphone’s autocorrect feature turns against you (shameless plug: book available here!) Here’s an amusing Food Network-related entry from the site, featuring Paula Deen. Two friends were having an innocent [...]
Quote Of The Week
Steve Albini is your typical musician turned food blogger (insert eye roll here). His recent quote in LA Weekly on the world of celebrity chefs was amusing and spot-on: Most TV cooking is repulsive. Frathouse cocksuckers with gimmick hairdos and catch phrases, hooting and hi-fiving, “bringing it,” celebrating gluttonous sports bar chow. Dipshits abbreviating their [...]
Quick Guy Fieri Road Show Ticket Update: More Cancelations And Deep Discounts
Last week, Guy Fieri abruptly canceled two of his upcoming road show appearances due to “scheduling conflicts” (which we all know is just tour promoter-speak for “a last resort tactic to save face because no one bought tickets”). And this week, Guy Fieri just canceled a third show on June 3rd at Horseshoe Casino in [...]
Letters To FNH: Paula Deen Spotted In Optical Shop
Dear FNH, My co worker Lori and I both work at a busy optical shop in Houston. At night when it slows down, we always catch up on FNH. When we got the mail today we were horrified by this month’s issue of Vision Care Product News! Enjoy! Dear Johnny and Lori, Thank you for [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










