Archives for "May, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th May 2011

Say Goodbye To “America’s Next Great Restaurant”

America’s Next Great Restaurant, the show with the stupidest acronym in television history (ANGR), was just quietly canceled from NBC’s lineup after 9 whole episodes. The premiere episode scored awful ratings for NBC, and viewership only declined as the series progressed. No surprise there. It was awful, and for me, the horror of sitting through [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th May 2011

Food Network Getting Sued Over “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives”

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives has the dubious distinction of being one of the only shows I absolutely, unequivocally can not force myself to watch. Fieri is an obnoxious bearded troll of a man, and the sound of him moaning while he’s shoving unidentifiable haunches of meat into his mouth makes me die inside. I’ve silently [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th May 2011

Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: FROZEN GRAPES

In Food Network’s new tradition of dumbing everything down to moron-level, prepare to be razzle-dazzled by the culinary masterpiece that is… FROZEN GRAPES! Yes, this is an actual recipe on the Food Network’s website – and finding it has saved me so much time, money, and hassle. I thought I could only enjoy the cool [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th May 2011

Aunt Sandy: The Other White Meat

This is definitely the TV Episode Guide description fail of the year. Guess what’s for dinner? SANDRA LEE! AHH! At least you won’t have to buy a bottle of wine to drink with dinner, considering her skin is already 92-proof. Warning: do not consume near an open flame. (Thanks to Icehouze for the pic!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th May 2011

It’s My Birthday!

Today is my birthday! A few of the Food Network chefs somehow found out, and were kind enough to send me some little gifts. I know it’s the thought that counts… but let’s just say I don’t think a few of them like me very much. Please join me as I go over the presents, [...]

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