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Paula Deen’s Lobster and Butter Shooters
---Paula Deen Snorting Sugar Off A Stick Of Butter [Halloween]
---Paula Deen Stars In Worst Local TV Commercial Ever
---The Deen Brothers Endorsing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
---Paula Deen’s Empire Of Butter
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Paula Deen’s Lobster and Butter Shooters
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It’s not enough for Paula Deen to simply dunk her lobster in a butter sauce prior to eating it. Oh no. Paula Deen likes to cook her lobster in butter, shred it, pour melted butter over it, and DRINK IT. We took the liberty of putting a simple “how-to” manual together in case anyone was interested in trying Paula’s method:
Don’t forget about step 5, dialing 9-1-1.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Best Of The Paula Deen Butter Meme---Paula Deen Snorting Sugar Off A Stick Of Butter [Halloween]
---Paula Deen Stars In Worst Local TV Commercial Ever
---The Deen Brothers Endorsing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
---Paula Deen’s Empire Of Butter
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Love it! She definitely knows how to enjoy good food though! Thank God she Finally (I think) stopped using Canned soup in Every recipe she makes.
It looks like she has a comb over..
It totally does.
This almost made me gag.
It’s one of her oddest wigs, for sure. LOL! We discussed this episode in the forum recently. Seeing the pics is so much more graphic!! YIKES!
*resisting urge to gag*…
i second that! ugh!
Ugh! That is soo gross!!
Dear Lord Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Wise Men… it sure was. Barffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dialing 9-1-1, LMAO!
Well, I guess that’s ONE way of playing the drinking game…
Saw this recently. GAG. I would seriously yak if I ever had to drink butter.
My stomach just flopped. Ugh.
Ditto. Frankly, I don’t dip my lobster nor crab meat in butter ever!
This reminds me of FBHW Producer Joe’s Delicious Butter Challenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSyo4fGdg1w
Hah, we watched Paula during lunch today at work and were so grossed out by this that we switched over to the Cooking channel. Nast-eeee.
Is this for real? PUKE!
Ugh! That small pitcher of butter is grossing me out.
I hope she at least used *good* butter.
Good ‘Garten’ butter
Please tell me this is not serious. Damn, I’d hate to see what her arteries look like. Also, how can she not get sick (meaning immediately so) from this? I had lobster with butter sauce once, long ago, and I became nauseous after eating just a bit of it. Too rich. Could be it was just that my system would not tolerate it, but even so….
I am surprised she didn`t dip the shot glass in batter and deep fry it. I think Pauler causes obesity in children through osmosis!
heh :)
Gotta save something for sweeps!
Did you see how slick with greasy butter her hand was…it’s sick making!!!
Well, I failed step #4 after seeing that…..
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
For those of us that missed it, here it is on YouTube. I’m scarred for life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAn8zclX3Po
Shent FTW.
Gross. Does she have her own portable defribulator? How is she still alive with the way she eats?!
holy shit! that’s gross. and honestly I was thinking the most awful thing today – seeing her in her gauze and tent outfit in the last food network star post, i’m wondering how she’ll die and what people will say if it’s obviously related to the way she eats. :(
I also noticed the tribbles have made another appearance. Was there a clearance sale on Star Trek memorabilia and FN cleaned up?
Yeah, WTF is up with those green things?
speechless
Disgusting. And not even funny.
It’s a miracle her sons are not morbidly obese.
What is she thinking? I mean, I love butter, but …
She must get regular checks from the national butter council.
holy chit! Is that “shot” pic for real? omgahhh *coughs*
She even says: “Don’t put too much butter, you don’t want (your guest’s) to be sick….”
Yich!!!
What the hell constitutes “too much butter” for that woman?
Too much butter for PD:
1. Drain Lake Erie
2. Fill with butter
I encourage her to keep that shit up. The sooner she clogs up her arteries to a crawl the sooner she’s driving the residents of Down Home Heaven nuts.
I pictured her arteries crying while she poured the melted butter.
If arteries could scream, hers would surely be hoarse!
I loved how in that episode she made Bouillabaisee and couldn’t believe the recipe called for no better…so she decided to add some just for kicks anyway. G-ross. She did use a little too much butter in that episode.
But in all honesty, I think butter poached lobster shooters would be delicious. It’s a luxurious item and I think it’s totally fine for a fancy cocktail party. People should be able to control themselves and treat themselves to one (or two).
You first.
Why did she even bother adding lobster to her butter?
I almost feel bad for the first time on FNH… I think that if I wanted to die of coronary artery disease, lobster and melted butter shooters might not be the worst way to go! King Crab Leg and butter shooters, clam and butter shooters… mmm… it’s one of those things I’d LIKE, but won’t be putting on the home menu anytime soon!
As I was reading this post, a commercial for Plavix came on.. It’s like the tv read my mind!
When I saw this I thought, “Jillian has to make a post of this.” To my delight you did! To my horror, the ratings were from people who have no idea of the fat it contains. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paulas-home-cooking/butter-poached-lobster-shooters-recipe/index.html
The recipe calls for FOUR POUNDS of butter!!?? !*$%^???
To make things worse, Paula took the left over butter home so she and her husband could re-enact the “butter scene” from “Last Tango in Paris”! *BARF*
You just HAD to go there, FOF! LOLOLOL!!! ;^)
This is my first time hearing about putting lobster in a tub of butter; needless to say, I’m disgusted.
This sounds like something they’d do on SNL to mock her, but to see her actually do it in a serious manner is disturbing to say the least.
She had to wear a butter-colored shirt, too.
SICK! Pauler and Man vs. Food must have their cardiologists in a tizzie! How can (their) bodies handle what they eat??
Beyond gross!
Paula Deen, adapted for vegetarians: simply hold the lobster!
Paula Deen, adapted for vegans:
Michael sez, “Mumble, mumble murrr mah, SWEET RAPTOR JESUS DID SHE JUST DO A SHOT OF DRAWN BUTTER, murbble murrr??!!”
I doubt she would vomit, she LUV’S Butter more than those big diamond rings, Husband and Maybe her two boys. She made Lobster Salad once with $60 of fresh lobster and then covered it with a can of cream of mushroom soup…or Made Homemade Fudge with Velveeta Cheese? UGH!!
Here in France, we certainly enjoy lobster and butter (especially Normandy butter) but we would never commit such sacrilege. This is just pure gluttony at it’s best.
Is she still a “national treasure ” ?
When the hell was Pauler ever considered a “National Treasure”? A “National Embarassment” or a the answer to the question “Why are 75% of Americans obese?” maybe, but a “National Treasure”? Frémir la pensée!
I suspect she never was a “National Treasure” and Miss Fake France is merely using this as another way to get our goats. What I don’t understand is, if Genevieve disdains all things American so very much, why doesn’t she move away from Ohio?
I’m going to start beginning all my comments with “here in California”.
I wonder if she is on high blood pressure and cholesterol medications. And drinking butter is just stupid shit she does for a shock factor. I used to like her, but this extreme BS is for the birds. I just want to smack those nice, shiny veneers right down her fake ass throat. Yawh :P
When she has a massive coronary from blocked and bulging arteries, I defy anyone in her family to tell the press that it “came as a shock”, with straight faces!!!
omg. i just lost my appetite. seriously?? has she heard of heart disease?
I knew it would come to this. She loves butter, she probably bathes in it, has it crammed into every wrinkle and orifice just to get through the day without going through withdrawal- but spare me the horrors! Spare us all- I have had nightmares ever since I saw this show. I dream of being held down and having butter poured down my throat until I die. Paula, how could you!??? Do it in private! Not like this. NO!!!!
I bet she zerg rushes the dairy aisle at the local store, screaming about how the butter is HERS, Y’ALL, trying to swat people away from it with a Smithfield ham for good measure.
……..-brb laughing forever at that mental image-
I watched this episode and it was recipes from her surprise birthday party. The party was catered by some lady in her town and she was showing those recipes on this episode.
My point is, that wasn’t her recipe and she said so at the beginning of the episode. She showed pictures from the party and made the different dishes that the caterer had made.
Oh GOD no.
If anyone saw the Tonight Show last night, Ross Matthews mentioned this on his segment. Looked just as ridiculous as it did on the actual show.
Disgusting!
I watched her butter a deep fried turkey when it came out of the fryer…made my stomach leap…
You missed the BEST part of this episode:
“Don’t put too much butter y’all, or y’all will make yourselves sick”
Because boiling it in 4 cups of butter and then having it in a butter shot isn’t too much yet.
Ok, well, yes. Maybe it is kind of nasty. But, I would do that lobster butter shot, and something tells me, I would enjoy it. Screw it, I would LOVE it so hard.
You know, this is the kind of thing that confirms for me that the whole “unhealthy food tastes better than healthy food” notion our society clings to is all a state of mind. I find the idea of drinking pure melted butter to be absolutely revolting, but my overweight mother reacted to this with a whimsical grin. Yet, she turns her nose to the delightfully crispy steamed vegetables that I can’t get enough of. If only we could recondition our collective cultural mindset toward food…
I’m overweight (but successfully working on it) but just watching that has me trying seriously hard to not gag. I would say only a small portion of people would find that appealing. For one thing, I think any food “shot” is gross. Add liquid fat to that, and I’m really glad I hadn’t eaten before I watched this. I thought it was actually a joke until I read the comments. Not all fatties hate vegetables or think mainlining melted butter and seafood is an awesome idea.
[...] possibly the most epic butter commercial ever beyond walking butter commercial Paula Deen herself, from the Danish company [...]
As soon as Sandy sees this, expect a Butter-Tini in her next episode.
Well, I just had to rechew my dinner
She’s just gross y’all.
LOL…I would totally try making this for the hell of it. Granted, the lobsters were poached in 3.5 lbs of melted butter, but the shots themselves didn’t contain all that much.
It looks really effing delicious to me….when I eat crab or lobster, I’ll pull a piece and let it steep in melted butter while I’m working on getting the next piece out of the shell. And I’ll just rotate em in-and-out of butter as I go. That reminds me – it’s crab season. Gotta get out to the Eastern Shore.
But I can see how some people would think it’s gross.
That bitch must be pop Lipitor like tic tacs.
I soooo hate that woman. She looks like she eats babies. Charles Manson reads her cookbooks for porn.
4 pounds of butter….really? This woman is kind of crazy. I have heard of oyster shooters…atleast try have alcohol in them!!