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Rejected Got Milk Ads From Food Network Hosts
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  1. Aimee says:

    Hahaha…”got good milk”!

  2. ajv6795 says:

    LOL! Rachael Ray’s day is 44 hours long? Haha!

  3. Sandra-not Lee says:

    OMG that’s so freakin’ hilarious. I almost busted out laughing at work when I saw the RR pic. Great job!

  4. Diane says:

    These are FANTASTIC!!

  5. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Ina looks like she’s saying “how bad can that be?” And I love her in a light blue shent!

    I’m sure Sandy could think of at least a dozen cocktails to make using milk.

  6. Sue says:


    That is HILARIOUS! And so right on point, too! Gonna have to retweet that!

    (P.S. It’d be absolutely perfect except for one tiny thing… “protein” is spelled incorrectly! Then again, if Sandra Lee actually wrote it after drinking KAHLUA in her milk… LOL!)

  7. minx says:

    LMAO! My favorite was Ina’s–and at the very moment I was reading it, I was watching the episode where she was fixing a French dinner for her 3 gay card club friends.

  8. Robin says:

    I think Aunt Sandy’s should have said “Got Melk?”

  9. christellar says:

    i think that giada’s lips are reflecting the remains of her cumjob. i wish she had creativity in her damn show

  10. Chris says:

    What the hell is in Claire`s mouth?

  11. marlmodz says:

    too funny!

  12. MsFoodie says:

    “I’m one busy bitch.” HAHAHAHA!! These were hilarious! I don’t know if you saw Adam Gertler’s tweet but he’s begging you to do one with him in it too, said he’d donate “Alton’s anti-harassment fee” lol! Thought it was pretty funny!

  13. Brad says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Claire looks like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror?

  14. Aimee says:

    OMG YES! I thought I was the only one who heard Aunt Sandy saying melk! My mom and sister claim not to hear it.

  15. “homosexuals run me ragged”

    lmao. Highlight of my day. I’m surprised you didn’t make one of Guy Fieri or Paula Deen.

  16. Sharon says:

    Never posted here before, but I lurk all the time. Each day you outdo yourself. I put this on my facebook page! Great job !!!!!

  17. TennisAce says:

    I just saw the best tweet ever. Reposting it here:

    AdamGertler just tweeted to FNHumor:
    please, please, pleeease give me a milk ad too. I swear I’ll pay $100 or whatever Alton’s anti-harassment fee is.

  18. Elle says:

    I love you guys. That is all. :)

  19. Love all of them, Sandra’s still the best, loving Rachel’s and Ina’s too. I have a place in the Hamptons and I have never seen so may Gay Men that are on Every One of Her Shows. Is her gorgeous friend Kieron Gay too?

    • My mistake, Ina’s gorgeous friend’s name is TR, is he Gay too? Emril’s back too, what happened to his tv show, did it get cancelled already? He sure HAS Gained Weight, on his new show Cooking & Eating Healthy Food Fast.

  20. motasana says:

    “Got good milk?” has to be my favourite one! you always nail it. I also love the Sandrunk one “got melk?” ha ha ha

  21. Scruffy says:

    Saw the retweet of Adam, funny of him, I always liked the guy, but he earned some points in my book. Hopefully he pays up.

  22. writerchic16 says:

    Never commented before, but I just had to say how HIARLIOUS this is!!! The Ina one is the best IMHO, though they’re all spot on! Really hope you do more of these!

    And by the way, Adam asking for you to make him one…pure awesomeness. I knew I liked that guy.

  23. Lana says:

    “the bitterness of having lost to someone name “Big Daddy” – truer words have never been written ….

  24. chicken feets says:

    Got melk? OMG, that pronunciation kills me. But I DO love white russians. And, erhm, no dissing Tim Curry with horseface Clair Robinson… but somehow, I might agree. She lacks the blue eye makeup.

  25. Mindy says:

    Hilarious stuff ladies! Loving it.

  26. Mystie says:

    OMG…the expression on Ina’s face (and her hand gesture) with the line “the homosexuals run me ragged”…you made my freaking day! And now I want some chocolate cake and a glass of milk. NOW!

    • atdleft says:

      Well, if we are to do it “Barefoot Contessa style”, it involves good organic whole milk and a fabulous cake made with good Belgian dark chocolate, a touch of espresso, and a dash of orange zest. Now how bad can that be? ;-)

  27. kross says:

    I’m sure you can think of one for a doucebag like Guy. And Pauler needs one for her old bones.

  28. atdleft says:

    HILARIOUS! I love it… Especially my dear, sweet Ina’s. We homosexuals really do run her ragged… ;-)

  29. Lizzy says:

    wait… shouldn’t Ina’s last line be “How bad can that be?”

  30. KitKat says:

    Hilarious especially the one with Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee.

  31. LaLa says:

    Jillian – another classic!!!

    I love them all, but Aunt Sandy and Ina ROCK!!!

  32. Sam says:

    Nice work Jillian and Michelle :) Had me laughing

  33. Christine Lewis says:

    Sandra Lee: REHAB Does NOT stand for Really Enjoying Hard Ass~Alcoholic Booze!

  34. Adam says:

    I appreciate the efforts at humor, but at some point it just crosses over into being mean. I listen to your podcasts regularly, and am very glad for them. But I am also very glad for many of the personalities in the food network.

    If it were only about the food, I wouldn’t bother listening to you. Can you lighten up some and make it more fun, and be less mean?

    • What exactly was “mean” in this post? I’m just not seeing it.

      • MsFoodie says:

        Yeah, there was absolutely nothing mean about it, get over it. This is a snark site…. we have fun and make fun of everyone… and Jill and Michelle do a great job of keeping us entertained… if you’re that easily offended please graciously bow out. Personally I thought it was brilliant. /shrug. To each their own.

      • Hookerbot says:

        There was nothing mean in this post at all, unless you have skin like a single layer of puff pastry. In which case I kindly request that you bake at 350 for 15 minutes.

      • cloverleaf says:

        I don’t see anything mean about them — they’re funny and play on each FN personality’s well-known foibles. Heck, if Adam Gertler is tweeting begging for one, what’s so mean? ;^)

      • stoup says:

        “…unless you have skin like a single layer of puff pastry. In which case I kindly request that you bake at 350 for 15 minutes.”

        Hookerbot, that one made me laugh out loud!! Good stuff, good stuff!!

    • SaraCVT says:

      Some of the posts have cut a little close to the bone, in my opinion, but this isn’t one of them. What exactly are you referring to? I’m curious.

    • minx says:

      I think they’re hilarious.

    • Sam says:

      This isn’t a fan site Adam. It’s a snarky humor blog. Besides, this post wasn’t mean at all. Run along.

  35. Mac says:

    Anne Burrell has tweeted that she would like a “Got Milk” ad, too. :)

  36. 86thebling says:

    I want to put a Jackson Pollack painting right on Claire’s face! I’ll give her a “milk” mustache she won’t soon forget!!

  37. Numb says:

    Jillian, I think that the Adam one is going to be missed by most folks since you just added it to the bottom of this post – you should repost it on the main page as it’s own item. I only re-clicked this post to see if anyone had any new comments, so I myself also missed it as well.

  38. Stephen says:

    Mean? This isn’t mean at all. Its hysterical. That’s the point of the blog. Love seeing those chefs with the over-inflated egos smacked down on this blog. I think one of the funniest is the Ina one. I was watching her this afternoon, and she was making dinner for her gay florist and his boyfriend. If you look up fag hag in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Ina next to the definition.

  39. Kitty says:

    I want to see a round two of these ads~Anne and Triple-D Douchebag and maybe Alton. <3

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  41. Zulmita says:

    I stayed home sick today and decided I needed a good laugh to brighten my spirits. I happened to bump into your site and I love it! One look at the RR ad and I couldn’t stop laughing. My sister had to read it to me while I was collapsed on the floor. I laughed so hard I went into a total coughing fit. I am now completely decongested. THANK YOU!

  42. Ali says:

    Ina’s should have been chocolate milk. The recipient of a gay dirty sanchez….

  43. Adam is soooo ever lovin’ hot, is he single? :D
    What an awesome guy!

  44. Toby says:

    These are great. I guess I’m a little behind the times on this one, and I don’t know if anyone will even read this, but RR’s definitely should have had “(Extra Virgin Olive Oil)” after EVOO. She used to say it every time, and it was in all of her books. It drove my mother crazy. What’s the point of using an abbreviation, if you just say what it means every time? Some one must have said something to her, because I noticed that she doesn’t do it any more.

  45. LoopTheLup says:

    And here I thought Giada’s “Got Milk?” ad was just going to be a picture of “the girls” …

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