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Sunny Anderson’s Watermelon Mojito
Posted on May 31st 2011 by Jillian Madison

Unfortunately for Sunny, the garnish may be a little obtrusive.

(Photo submitted by Harmen)


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    28 Responses

  1. Laura Tabs says:
    May 31, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Now I’m waiting for her fried chicken julep.

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  2. Zach says:
    May 31, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Does anybody else think Jillian looks like she has facial hair on the “Your FNH Bloggers” box?

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  3. Silvio says:
    May 31, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Is that a wig she’s wearing ? Is that a sofa cushion she stuffed down the back of her pants ?

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  4. Diane says:
    May 31, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    LOL, looks like that huge piece of watermelon is going to go straight up her nose. :)

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  5. Chas says:
    May 31, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    how funny… pretending that it does not bother.

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  6. Andrea says:
    May 31, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    LOL at garnish fail

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  7. coffee-n-toast says:
    May 31, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    This picture is cracking me up. Look at her left eye slightly pinched – you can almost HEAR her thinking, “God damn this watermelon.”

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  8. al dente this says:
    May 31, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    BWAHHHHAHAHAHAHA! Snort, snort!

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  9. Chris says:
    May 31, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Based on the title in the RSS feed, I was expecting this to be the ridiculous recipe. Ingredients:

    1 mojito
    1 piece of watermelon(optional)

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  10. weave police says:
    June 1, 2011 at 9:26 am

    fried chicken julip… hahahaaaa… i just peed my pants a little.
    i was kind of thinking the same thing.
    and i hate that honey blonde weave.
    too bad the watermelon didnt pierce her brain. could only have been an improvement,

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  11. Crimdellacrim says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:58 am

    But she was in the military.

    And she lived in Germany.

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  12. Fia says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Wait, you mean you’re NOT supposed to stuff watermelon up your nose? I’ve been eating it wrong all these years!

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  13. Greer says:
    June 2, 2011 at 9:23 am

    I know this sounds petty, but does the way she speak get on anyone else’s nerves? She says lemon ‘limon’ and I want to through a brick at my tv. Her wigs are annoyoing and fake, and her personality is almost, but not quite, as grating as yummo’s.

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  14. Trujillo says:
    June 2, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Sunny is awesome! And probably one of the only real people over there at FN

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    • weave police says:
      June 3, 2011 at 10:12 am

      IS THAT YOU, SUNNY? because seriously, nobody can think this is the real sunny. the real sunny is a ghetto, weed-smoking, hard-drinking, ex-dj from hot 97. and i’m ok with that. not ok with this fake “good girl,” who can’t cook worth a crap, or pronounce a simple word correctly to save her ugly-weave-wearing life, pretending she has anything of value to offer the culinary world. real sunny anderson? see: mediatakeout. fake sunny anderson? see: Food Network.
      i suppose you believe santa clause is the last true gangsta, too, huh?
      ok that was harsh. i suppose if we’re judging by FN standards, sunny v. guy fairy or paula deen’s insulting southern “accent”= sunny is realer than most. point conceeded.
      but that weave is still a hot, evil, poorly-colored mess.

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      • Dusty Lee says:
        July 8, 2011 at 3:23 am

        lol, your username cracks me the hell up.

        and word, i wish she would just be herself, semi-ghetto and all. she acts way too fake on that show.

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