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It’s that time of the year again! No, not time for Sunny Anderson to strap on a fannypack and start talking about blunts and joints like the good ol’ Hot 97 days, but time for 15 of the country’s most annoying people to compete for a shot to get paid a crappy salary, sign their lives away to Scripps Networks, and become a corporate slave for the Food Network. In other words, SEASON 8 OF NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR!
The premiere is Sunday night, and of course, I will be recapping every episode for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to get you to watch, how about these teaser photos from the episode featuring Alton Brown? Apparently, the exuberant and annoying “Fit Chef Katy” tried to jump over a table but ended up knocking down an entire tray of food. Classic.
And dare we ask what horrific sight befell upon Alton’s eyes that caused him to make THIS face? Time will tell, people. Time will tell.
Next Food Network Star contestants, remember! Don’t talk to Food Network Humor! I’m a bad, bad, evil monkey of a person!
And Food Network, you’re welcome for the free advertising.
See you Sunday night!
Other posts on Food Network Humor:---Dear Alton Brown, The Internet Is Worried About You
---America’s Best Comfort Foods with Alton Brown
---Alton Brown Donates $100 To FNH; Offers To Match Pledges Of Other Food Network Hosts
---The Story Of One Fan’s Ridiculous Alton Brown Encounter
---Alton Brown Is Right: Man vs. Food Is Gluttonous And Disgusting
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