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Guy Fieri Stole Paris Hilton’s Sunglasses For His “Costco Connections” Photo Shoot
Posted on June 1st 2011 by Jillian Madison


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    44 Responses

  1. M says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Seriously?

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  2. Synik says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Lordy, don’t they both look like assholes. Oh yeah, they are.

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  3. Jill says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Why can’t a photographer ever suggest another pose? Why does anyone think I want to see his stupid “oh yeah” mouth right in my face? I want answers!

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    • JConnolly says:
      June 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

      Exactly. He’s not even somewhat attractive, but he at least has a fairly decent smile (nice teeth, nothing weird going on). Why don’t they try an acutal smile every once in a while to downplay the doucheyness a little bit?

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      • pottymouth princess says:
        June 2, 2011 at 1:11 am

        Food Network paid good money for those chompers (or he did and got a great tax write off).

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      • coffee-n-toast says:
        June 2, 2011 at 8:26 am

        But a normal smile wouldn’t be EXTREME or KEWL!! Ugh, I want to slap myself after writing that.

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    • Daria says:
      June 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

      And why does he always have to be shoving something in our faces?

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  4. Lana says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Proof that aliens exist and live on our planet
    #MIB

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  5. jmsiv says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    On the cover of the magazine I received, his nose is not covered by the sunglasses, although the look is just as douchey. In the picture above, it looks like the top of his nose was removed or flattened to get the glasses onto his face.

    Also, featured in this magazine, is a recipe for Watermelon Mojitos, by Ina Garten. Although hers are garnished with a less obtrusive mint sprig.

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  6. Eurodancemix says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Honestly, is that the ONLY facial expression he knows? Sadly, I imagine it’s the same during climax. *shudder*

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  7. Fia says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Looking at these, all I see is Geordi La Forge.

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  8. Gizmo says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Is there any publicity shoot this man will NOT whore himself out to? Don’t get me wrong, I love Costco. But, really?

    I guess I should say it doesn’t matter. This is the “cooking” chef who was the spokesperson for something you can only sprinkle on crab cakes or eat with cheese whiz.

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  9. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Fieri’s starring in an all-douche remake of Blade Runner, with Paris Hilton, Donald Trump and Tyler Florence.

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  10. Kbullet says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    This makes me want to rescind my membership with Costco.

    This man makes my libido shrivel up and die.

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    • Hobbygourmet says:
      June 1, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      I already did that yesterday when the cover was send via twitter & I replied to that BS (including Costco) I then was blasted by Gweedo Fans. Was told that I should be nice, his recipes are amazing & sophisticated. (My eyes are still rolling). There is nothing sophisticated about that man/thing… What am trying to say here? Oh yeah: douchebag.

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  11. john says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    The next step, I fear, is “Guy 3D.” You’ll instinctively flinch when he sticks his tongs in your face!

    Seriously, as I’ve said before, I like the Triple-D concept, and Fieri is capable of being a good, energetic, knowledgeable host. But his incessant douchification is impossible to take.

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    • Eurodancemix says:
      June 1, 2011 at 2:26 pm

      I agree. If he’d just tone it down, it would be a *really* fun and watchable show. There’s a good TV host somewhere within…he just needs to stop being such a caricature.

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    • Diane says:
      June 3, 2011 at 2:37 am

      Oh my lord…THAT is a horrifying thought. :(
      Great, now I’m gonna have nightmares.

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    • Ray says:
      June 3, 2011 at 11:19 am

      So long as he doesn’t go to “Smell-O-Vision”.

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  12. Sonia says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Why God, WHY!!

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  13. chris says:
    June 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    ha! he’s wearing lady sunglasses. i hope they really are paris’ and catches an STD

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  14. Canaduck says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Hahaha the “KEWL” is what really makes this for me.

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  15. Brown Sugar says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    I try (try!) to stay away from saying negative things about anyone who is a parent, because I don’t want the kids to suffer embarrassment. So generally I avoid the Guy discussions. But that CHEAP, HOKEY PIECE OF PLASTIC ON HIS FACE is the poorest excuse for sunglasses that I have EVER SEEN! I don’t get it! It looks like he was wearing a 4th-grade girl’s headband that tipped forward and covered his eyes the minute the shutter opened. How is Costco ok with this? On Paris it’s couture, it goes with the futuristic hair and probably whatever she was wearing, I’m ok with it. On him? Come on. If he got those anywhere besides Chuck E. Cheese I’d be shocked.

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  16. Old71 says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Hear he supposed to be FN’s Emeril replacement. Can you believe this shit!!!

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  17. Jake says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    I love costco and occasionally read the magazine when it comes in the mail. As soon as I saw this douche a l’orange it went straight to the dump. Where him and anything he produces belongs.

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  18. Origami_potato says:
    June 1, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Go go mighty douchebag!

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  19. Lee says:
    June 1, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    For a second I thought this was for real

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  20. Jordan says:
    June 1, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    Wrong. Paris and Guy BOTH stole this look from Cyclops.

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  21. DerekLutz says:
    June 2, 2011 at 7:43 am

    The Costco mag usually makes it to the bathroom magazine bin. Usually.

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  22. Annie says:
    June 2, 2011 at 9:45 am

    I’m glad I belong to BJ’s

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    • Bkhuna says:
      September 1, 2011 at 1:54 pm

      That comment made me think of Guy using the words “BJ’s” and “Flavor Town” in the same episode.

      I’m hanging myself from the ceiling fan next………..

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  23. Annicka says:
    June 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Me and my mom have been pranking each other with that picture of Guy. She cut it out and taped it to my bathroom mirror. When I saw it I actually screamed. So then I put it on her pillow and tucked it in and she came stomping to ask me about it.

    I’m not sure where it is now. I’m on guard.

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  24. Molitor says:
    June 2, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    With half her face covered with hair and sunglasses, Paris isn’t half bad.

    Guy, on the hand, can be douchy through several feet of concrete and lead. He’s like some kind of DARPA black project douche of mass destruction. Or what would happen to the world’s biggest douche, if he was bitten by a swarm of radioactive douche-bags.

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  25. Diane says:
    June 3, 2011 at 2:35 am

    “What two blondes are a waste of oxygen?”

    Check, and check.

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  26. mehhhh says:
    June 3, 2011 at 10:01 am

    guy fieri and paris hilton side-by-bide… it’s like a 2-for-1 box of summer’s eve. only my vagina feels disgusting AFTERWARDS rather than than before.

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