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Archives for "June, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th June 2011
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Guy Fieri Standee Photoshops

While browsing Reddit, I came across an old posting from a guy who spotted this lovely cardboard cut-out of Guy Fieri at the mall: The fine members of Reddit, who apparently share FNH’s disdain of Fieri, seized the opportunity to photoshop the hell out of it. Here are their 9 funniest edits:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th June 2011
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Next Food Network Star: Episode #704 Recap

Another week, another episode of Next Food Network Star… the contest that prides itself on finding the world’s most annoying hosts – and then propelling them to semi-stardom by giving them their own shows. Ain’t America grand? Melissa d’Arabian showed up to introduce the camera challenge, which asked the contestants to create bite sized snacks [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th June 2011
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Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Millennium: Fiber One Waffles

I actually found this week’s “Ridiculous Recipe” on Food Network’s website last weekend. You see, I was stupid enough to browse the site to see if any of the chefs had a great, reliable recipe for waffle mix. Instead, I found this truly helpful recipe for FIBER ONE WAFFLES: Oh! So to make waffles, I [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd June 2011
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Chef Baseball Cards: The Lowest Point In Food

This just in from Food Network Magazine: chef Mark Forgione, chef Daniel Boulud, and GUY FIERI are going to be featured on their own baseball cards this summer. The cards will be made by Topps, and will be part of their Allen & Ginter line (which highlights semi-pro athletes, non-athletes, and with the introduction of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd June 2011
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Giada Will Be Cooking For William & Kate

On July 8th, Royal newlyweds William and Kate will be traveling to the Santa Barbara Polo and Racquet Club in California so William can compete in a charity polo match. And Giada will be cooking for them. Giada said, “I had no idea the Royal Couple would be attending. And when I finally found out [...]


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