Archives for "June, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th June 2011

Texas Food Blogger Andrew Marton Has A Hard-On For Guy Fieri

Has anyone here ever heard of Andrew Marton? No. We haven’t either. And we wouldn’t even be talking about him here if he didn’t just write an article for the Dallas Observer’s City of Ate blog called “Food Network’s Fieri is Awesome, Dude.” You see, here at FNH, we have a strict “no one on [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th June 2011

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Next Food Network Star: Episode #701 Recap

Hey everybody! I’m JYLLYAN MADYSON… er, Jillian Madison… and welcome to Food Network Humor’s coverage of Next Food Network Star! This year, the contestants are a nice mix of tattooed douchebags, overgrown frat boys, and girls who are eager to cash in on their 15 minutes of fame. Back again are Bobby Flay, Giada De [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th June 2011

Meanwhile… on Paula’s Best Dishes…

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you what is perhaps the best screencap in the history of Food Network programming: Our sentiments exactly, Jamie. Our sentiments exactly. (Hat tip to Ryan and Jake)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th June 2011

Paula Deen: Just Because

Posted by Jillian Madison on 3rd June 2011

Funny Or Die: Paula Deen’s Butter Intervention

Last week, Rachael Ray had a video on Funny or Die. This week, it’s a Paula Deen butter intervention. Props to Funny or Die for hopping on the Food Network Humor bandwagon, because the network needs as much lampooning as possible. The video is funnier than Rachael Ray’s, even though Paula Deen butter jokes are [...]

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