NOTE: Jillian Madison here! FNH is on hiatus for a few months while I'm traveling and relocating. Don't worry though - I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to repost while I'm away. Hopefully, the Food Network will have some new material to laugh at by then... because lately it's been more stagnant than the swamp in Paula Deen's back yard. Questions? Comments? Email me using the "contact" tab above, or connect with other FNH members in the all-new FNH forums.

Archives for "July, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2011
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Next Food Network Star: Episode #709 Recap (The Worst Roast Ever)

Another week, another predictable episode of Next Food Network Star! Ready for the recap? Let’s do this. For the camera challenge, the final 5 had to find their favorite food at Chelsea Market – and then film a 2-minute “Best Thing I Ever Ate” segment about it. Or as I like to call it, “That [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2011
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What’s In Our Inbox: Letters To FNH

We get a lot of colorful, idiotic, and just plain WTF e-mails here at FNH, so every month I like to share the contents of my inbox with you guys in a segment called “LETTERS TO FNH.”  This is the part where YOU guys get the floor to share the stuff you saw, and voice [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2011
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Deeply Disturbing Paula Deen Painting

With a baffled expression and my jaw on the ground, teetering on the line between disturbed and amused, I now present to you… PAULA DEEN WITH PANCAKE BOOBS: Yes, it’s complete with butter and syrup nipples. That Lacey thought of everything, I’ll tell ya. I’ll never look at pancakes the same way again. [submitted by [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th July 2011
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Terrifying Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week

Things I learned today: you have to use caution when you pause your TV or you may wind up with a freeze-framed image that will haunt you for life. Here’s Ray-Ray, pictured mere moments  before trying to suck the soul out of her cameraman’s body: You’re at a 9, Ray-Ray. We need you at a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th July 2011
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New Products From Food Network Chefs

[Ed. note: these totally fake Food Network ads were created and submitted by FNH reader Yaer Quintero. Nicely done!]


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