Archives for "July, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2011

Next Food Network Star: Episode #709 Recap (The Worst Roast Ever)

Another week, another predictable episode of Next Food Network Star! Ready for the recap? Let’s do this. For the camera challenge, the final 5 had to find their favorite food at Chelsea Market – and then film a 2-minute “Best Thing I Ever Ate” segment about it. Or as I like to call it, “That [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2011

What’s In Our Inbox: Letters To FNH

We get a lot of colorful, idiotic, and just plain WTF e-mails here at FNH, so every month I like to share the contents of my inbox with you guys in a segment called “LETTERS TO FNH.” This is the part where YOU guys get the floor to share the stuff you saw, and voice [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2011

Deeply Disturbing Paula Deen Painting

With a baffled expression and my jaw on the ground, teetering on the line between disturbed and amused, I now present to you… PAULA DEEN WITH PANCAKE BOOBS: Yes, it’s complete with butter and syrup nipples. That Lacey thought of everything, I’ll tell ya. I’ll never look at pancakes the same way again. [submitted by [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th July 2011

Terrifying Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week

Things I learned today: you have to use caution when you pause your TV or you may wind up with a freeze-framed image that will haunt you for life. Here’s Ray-Ray, pictured mere moments before trying to suck the soul out of her cameraman’s body: You’re at a 9, Ray-Ray. We need you at a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th July 2011

New Products From Food Network Chefs

[Ed. note: these totally fake Food Network ads were created and submitted by FNH reader Yaer Quintero. Nicely done!]

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