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16 Awkward Food and Beverage Names
Posted on July 14th 2011 by Jillian Madison

Does your inner 12-year old need a laugh today? Here are 16 funny food and beverage names from one of my other blogs, AwkwardNames.com! There are hundreds more there, in several categories, so head on over if you want to see more!


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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---15 Most Awkward Food and Restaurant Names of 2011
---40 Unfortunate Food And Beverage Names
---10 Funny Food Names To Make Your Inner 12 Year Old Laugh
---The 20 Funniest Restaurant Pun Names
---Worst Restaurant Names In The World (Part 2, 25 pics)

    20 Responses

  1. Molly says:
    July 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Okay kids, who wants their pussy pop???

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  2. Deaner says:
    July 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Uncle Willy’s Buttery Explosion sounds like the name of a movie that would star Big Black Dick.

    (Or maybe that should be Big Dick Blaque, for those of you who know your Paul Schrader movies)

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  3. cheddarpretzels says:
    July 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    The best part is that it’s actually real! x)

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  4. martin says:
    July 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Choco Craps is my vote for the funniest :)

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  5. Eternally Hungry says:
    July 14, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    I used to have to take the subway in NYC to go to work. I think I’ve seen that guy on the rum bottle! Ewww….

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  6. Seeker says:
    July 14, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    I always find humor at FNH, but for some odd reason, these are the funniest things I’ve ever read. And they kept getting better and better! I’m literally ROTFL and I’m going fast (dieing, that is)! Thanks Jillian!

    BTW, how do you add “ing” to “die”? Did I do it right, or is it “dying”? No, that looks like coloring cloth or hair. Someone, help me here, please.

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  7. Aaron says:
    July 15, 2011 at 1:23 am

    I don’t get it.

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  8. Currer Bell says:
    July 15, 2011 at 9:15 am

    They are all funny, but extra points to the one with the girl holding the ginger nuts.

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  9. jingles says:
    July 16, 2011 at 5:58 am

    Thank you FNH for forever ruining perky nanas for me…all these years and I never realised how gross the name was lol! (fyi, you are supposed to say it like nah-nah, that’s why I never clicked)

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  10. Crimdellacrim says:
    July 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    “Little Boy Sausages” is just so bizarre–I can’t imagine who would use a name like that. But I am waay to frightened to attempt to google their website. What country is it from? Anybody know?

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    • Unnethe says:
      July 17, 2011 at 4:50 am

      From NZ. The product is real, and it’s a deliberate joke. So, people making a deliberate joke would use a name like that.

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  11. Jess says:
    July 19, 2011 at 6:04 am

    We have the best food in NZ. Perky Nana’s are so good now I want a packet of Griffins Ginger Nuts.

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  12. Babylonia says:
    July 19, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    I have a photo of a package of “Starburst Sucks” from NZ.

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  13. bruleeblog says:
    July 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Holy Crap is a cereal that was given that name on purpose because, well… one of their sales claims is that it helps you in that specific area. It’s part of their sales schtick.

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