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Meanwhile… On Throwdown With Bobby Flay…
Posted on July 26th 2011 by FNH Staff

[Ed. note: Written and submitted by FNH reader Stephen]

Last week, Bobby Flay challenged a Chicago pizzeria to a deep dish throw-down. Of course he ruined the pizza by putting a salad inside of it. The worst part? When he and his crew arrive they park in a handicap spot! THE HORROR!

(Thanks for the submission Stephen! Did you see something stupid on the Food Network? Snap a photo and send it in!)


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    15 Responses

  1. mikeytwoshoes says:
    July 26, 2011 at 11:30 am

    very disturbing trend – this throwing a salad on top of a pizza. inside of one is even sneaky worse.

    no better way to fuck up a pizza than to toss a slad on top of it.

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  2. Ida Slapter says:
    July 26, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Classic “No matter what, Im better than you” move from Cocky Flay. I hope some cripple comes up and plants the foot of a crutch in his eye.

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  3. MOTOWN SARGE says:
    July 26, 2011 at 11:51 am

    I just lost a serious chunk of respect for Bobby Flay. My wife suffers from a rare form of muscular dystrophy, and it really burns me to see people who don’t have a bona fide disability parking in spaces reserved for those like my wife who DO have a bona fide physical disability. Heck, if Guy Fieri did it he could claim he has bad knees from years of being overweight — yeah, still a lame excuse, but the sad part is he could get a blue placard to hang from his mirror for that. Doctors give them away for less…

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    • Zoah says:
      July 27, 2011 at 4:11 am

      Dude, no worries!

      I key the sh*t out of any car that i see doing this.

      I also live in the south where its like 110 at nite, so oftentimes people will crack the windows to their cars, so I usually throw stink bombs and the like in there as well. (I work at a prop/gag type store so I have access all year)

      Also leaving a note helps after you’ve done those deeds :) Hope that makes ya happy

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  4. Tom says:
    July 26, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    They probably got permission for taping. They would shut down freeways for filming when I lived there.

    Besides I believe BF has many handiaps. Most of which have been discussed here.

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  5. JackEughlayte says:
    July 26, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    I agree with Emeril. Bobby Flay is a shitheel.

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  6. CEQ says:
    July 26, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    “Did you see something stupid on the Food Network?”………pretty sure you dont want pictures of every screenshot 24 hours a day…….

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  7. The Rent is too Damn High says:
    July 26, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Great catch.

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  8. lone_shark says:
    July 26, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    His man teats could be considered a hindrance,at most. Nice try,Booby.

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  9. Bee says:
    July 26, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Excellent catch Uncle Steve!! Thanks for posting this Jillian – our whole family enjoys the site!

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  10. belial says:
    July 27, 2011 at 3:57 am

    Well he is a “ginger” that is considered a handicap in 27 states and DC. Whatever happened to cokehead Flay in his early shows he was much nicer then.

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  11. Molly says:
    July 27, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Didn’t you know? His handicap is rosacea

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  12. foodIQ says:
    August 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Being from Chicago, I don’t want anyone to f*ck up my deep dish! (I hope he lost). He’s disabled for even trying to win.

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