Archives for "July, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th July 2011

Guy Fieri Is Now An Expert On Dieting

In case you missed it, Guy Fieri was just on Extra offering DIET ADVICE: You know what? I’ll gladly listen to Guy Fieri’s weight-loss tips – just as soon as he loses the extra 60-80 pounds he’s packing. Until then, he should really stick to what he knows best: dishing up corny one-liners and close-up [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th July 2011

Chris Nirschel From Next Food Network Star Is Just Another Media Whore

I’ve been running my mouth about the lameness of reality tv shows and their participants since 1998, when I was in college and started writing snarky episodes of MTV’s Real World under the moniker MTVixen Jill (who remembers Ruthie’s black thong?!) Since then, I’ve covered everything from Top Chef to The Apprentice to Hell’s Kitchen, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th July 2011

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Next Food Network Star: Episode #706 Recap (Food Trucks)

Another week, another craptacular episode of Next Food Network Star! Tyler Florence, perhaps the only “celebrity chef” worthy of as much ridicule as Guy Fieri, was the guest judge on tonight’s show (which was basically just a 60-minute promo for season 2 of Food Truck Wars). Sadly, it seems Food Network still hasn’t gotten the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th July 2011

Food Network Scraping Bottom Of Barrel With New Duff Goldman Show “Sugar High”

News broke yesterday that Duff Goldman is going to be starring in a new Food Network show called… SUGAR HIGH. According to the press release, it’s 6 episode of Duff taking a “cross-country trek to capture the sweet secrets and tasty techniques that keep the cookies from crumbling in the top bakeries around the nation.” [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th July 2011

Paula Deen Riding Things: Part 2 (10 Pics)

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