Archives for "July, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th July 2011

Robert Irvine “Takes His Samurai Pro With Him Everywhere”

Robert Irvine, the guy best known for grossly over-exaggerating his resume and losing every culinary battle imaginable to Anne Burrell, is now the spokesman for a product called the Samurai Pro. Hey, it sounds Japanese and those guys know a lot about knives so it must be a good product, right? I can’t embed the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th July 2011

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Royal Wedding Update: Giada’s Lowly Catering Staff Can’t “Master Her Recipes”

As you may know, Giada is preparing food at a polo match on July 9th that’s going to be attended by a bunch of Royal British people. Yawn. The media is buzzing about this like she’s off curing AIDS, but I don’t understand the hoopla. Besides, what else is Giada really doing other than raising [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th July 2011

Look What Paula Deen’s Making Today!

Looks like someone on Paula’s production team has a dirty mind! (Thanks for the pic, Amanda!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th July 2011

Guy Fieri DVDs Now ONE DOLLAR At Food Network Store!

Unintentionally hilarious Food Network photo of the day: Sorry. Still not cheap enough. (Thanks for the tip, John!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th July 2011

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Next Food Network Star: Episode #705 Recap

Another week, another horrific episode of Next Food Network Star! Yes, it was another long and tedious 90 minute show, so let’s hunker down and do this! Guy Fieri was the mentor for the entire 90-minute show. He rolled up on set and smugly said, “you all may know a little show that I do [...]

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