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Robert Irvine, the guy best known for grossly over-exaggerating his resume and losing every culinary battle imaginable to Anne Burrell, is now the spokesman for a product called the Samurai Pro. Hey, it sounds Japanese and those guys know a lot about knives so it must be a good product, right?
I can’t embed the promo video here, but if you click over to the website you’ll see it is easily one of the cheesiest, least original infomercials ever filmed. We’re talking a tomato cutting demo, people. Need I say more?
The funniest part? Halfway through the video, Irvine declares he “takes his samurai pro with him EVERYWHERE.” Really? Has anyone reading this EVER SEEN ROBERT IRVINE WHIP OUT A SAMURAI PRO? ONCE?
And more importantly, how hard would you laugh in his face if you did?
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