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Archives for "August, 2011"

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 31st August 2011
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Sandra Lee To Assist Hurricane Irene Evacuees

The Office of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced that Sandra Lee, host of the popular Food Network program Semi-Homemade, has been appointed Director of the Governor’s Special Taskforce to feed Hurricane Irene evacuees. Ms. Lee’s nephew Brycer, Press Secretary for the Taskforce, told reporters that Ms. Lee and her staff are currently preparing [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th August 2011
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Hurricane Irene

Hey FNH — Jillian Madison here! Unfortunately, Hurricane Irene did a lot of damage to my entire town, and 90% of the residents here have no electricity (and thus no internet). I’m writing from a local yogurt shop that was spared, and I won’t be able to update FNH until the power is restored to [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th August 2011
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FNH RECAP: The Pioneer Woman Premiere Episode

I specifically went in to the premiere episode of Pioneer Woman knowing nothing about Ree Drummond or her family or her sprawling ranch. I didn’t want to be influenced by the alleged throngs of blog-readers who have her placed atop some high pedestal. I wanted to form my own unbiased opinion of her and the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th August 2011
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What The F**k Is A “Pioneer Woman?”

No, seriously. Is that just a fancy term for “person who annoyingly photographs meaty sandwiches with a $6,000 dSLR camera?” I know nothing about this Pioneer Woman. I know she has a blog, she has a show premiering on the Food Network tomorrow, and people either love her or hate her. The Food Network describes [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th August 2011
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Ridiculous Food Network Recipe of the Week: Ina Garten’s Iced Coffee

Surely the Barefoot Contessa has a recipe for good iced coffee. Well, not really. One reviewer summed Ina’s “recipe” up well: Pour cold coffee over ice. Is there anyone on this earth that needs Ina Garten to tell them that pouring a liquid over ice will make it cold? Better remind them that putting dirty [...]


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