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Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
Posted on August 18th 2011 by Jillian Madison

For weeks, I’ve been tweeting about the fact that Food Network oh-so-casually left out Claire Robinson’s photo and profile from their scrollable “Our Chefs” slider on virtually every page of their annoying, pop-up ridden website.

Jose Garces and Scott Conant, chefs who’ve had about 8 seconds of camera time in the last 2 years, are on featured on the freaking stupid scrollbar. But Claire Robinson isn’t. That’s really odd.

Judging by how quickly Food Network removes our “ridiculous recipes” and miscellaneous other fails after we tweet about them, you know they’re stalking us and reacting accordingly. Using that logic, since I’ve mentioned it several times on Twitter, I don’t think Claire being left out was a mistake or an accidental omission.

Okay, FNH, who has the scoop? What happened to Claire Robinson? Did she run off and join the circus, or is Food Network still outsourcing its web design jobs to primates?



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---The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
---Open Thread: 5 Ingredient Fix With Claire Robinson
---Claire Robinson: “That’s What She Said”

    73 Responses

  1. Jess says:

    Eh, she probably pissed off Susie so she’s been exiled.

  2. Erv says:

    I think ratings on FN Challenge have been tanking so bad since she started hosting and her scary eyes have freaked out so many children and small animals that they’re phasing her out. I look for 5 Ingredient Fix to become a chef round table instead of a single host. IE Guy does it for 3 weeks, Bobby another 3 weeks, the winner of the Next Predictable Food Network Star, ect.

    • mkeller819 says:

      Her eyes are really strange. I’m glad I’m not the only one to think so!

      • Tara says:

        Her eyes do remind me of those joke glasses with fake eyeballs handing out of them.

        • Ava says:

          Her eyes? Why has no one mentioned her nostrils? It’s all I see when I see her. They terrify me! They’re almost as big as the screen!!!!

          • Jen says:

            I don’t think Claire looks odd. The only thing I can think of when I see her is I think she resembles Elizabeth Berkley. Think of how Elizabeth looked in Showgirls.

            That’s a shame about FNC. That was one of the few shows I watched on the channel.

      • Chris says:

        Claire is so attractive I wish they would have here on FN every day! I love here eyes and everything else about her.

    • Macandease says:

      She looks like a saint version of Kat Von D to me.

  3. Tom says:

    I will miss those “special” pictures of Claire. I love the lips.

  4. tahitigirl says:

    They show pictures of the Pioneer Woman and Jeff Mauro whose shows haven’t even aired yet…but no Claire? Bizarre.

  5. Bobbee says:

    I noticed this a few weeks ago when I went looking for one of the recipes she had on her show. I couldn’t find it by searching their website. I had to Google “Claire Robinson Baked Ricotta” for it to take me to the recipe page on FN.com.

    • Crimdellacrim says:

      Same thing here—after googling, I was directed to the recipe on FN.com. But it didn’t show up on a search of their website. (Claire Robinson’s Steak au Poivre). I’m originally from Memphis, and I had sure rather watch Claire than the Neelys. Plus, I have a Frenchie like Newman (only mine’s more handsome!)

    • Nikki says:

      That baked ricotta was the most wretched garbage I’ve ever made. It causes me to actually donate Clair’s book to GoodWill.

  6. Meg W. says:

    I would be more impressed if they had a non-primate doing their web design :P

  7. Diane says:

    As much as I dislike Claire Robinson, there is NO way her picture should not be on there when Douchebag Fieri’s still is!

  8. Ida Slapter says:

    She chopped herself up into five pieces, threw herself into a pot with the freebies (water, salt, and pepper) and called herself a FIVE INGREDIENT FAILURE

  9. Crystal says:

    That woman creeps me out a lot. I’m kind of glad she’s not in the scroll bar staring at me.

  10. Seanypat says:

    I take issue with your phrase “is Food Network still outsourcing its web design jobs to primates”. This implies that they stopped outsourcing their web design jobs to primates at some point and I don’t believe that has ever been the case. For that matter, set design, Iron Chef America (not-so) secret ingredient selection, on-air personality selection, show scheduling and many other important decisions are still made by primates not of the H. Sapien sapien line.

  11. Teague says:

    Most likely she wouldn’t put out for the ‘producer’…Bobby Flay.

  12. Dani says:

    I’d be pretty bummed if they removed her from the line-up and I don’t even watch her that much. It’s strange that they boot their good/only mildly annoying chefs but keep Ferry and Aunt Sandy on. I think at this point that Food Network needs a complete over haul. Even if they keep a lot of their chefs, they need to decide what audience they are trying to attract so they can retool their shows.

    • KitchenConfidential says:

      So true! The annoying ones who can’t cook get to stay, the watchable ones get the boot. Sadly, this is what FN has become.

  13. aflackduck says:

    She has been a lot more active on twitter these days. You can tell that she has been making an effort while she did not care about social media before. Could it be she is looking for a different outlet for the 5 ingredient fix? could it be they gave her too much work too fast and she is just too awkward to the job?

  14. Jaime says:

    Too many people mistook her for Casey Anthony? (Am I the only one who thinks they look alike?)

    • MYRA44 says:

      The first time that I saw Claire after the Casey Anthony trial I did a double take. The resemblance is strong, much too strong! My whole family agrees.

  15. Bubba says:

    You’ll notice that Aaron McCargo isn’t there either…

  16. Jane says:

    Those pop-up./under ads are disgraceful. I used to go to FoodNetwork to get Ina’s recipes. No longer. Now, I just google what I want to make and avoid FoodNetWork at all costs.

    Hey, are you reading this FoodNetWork? I hope so.

    • SPA GIT TEEEEE says:

      Me too! There are a lot of great blogs that feature excellent recipes and photos that are way better than the crap on the FN web site.

    • No Nic says:

      Yikes. Why would a legit site use popunders?

      Orrrrrrr, maybe nobody wants to pay any money to sell ad impressions there? Low quality traffic? FN sales execs too douchey and the customers revolted? Site was coded by drunken monkeys and costs too much in servers/bandwidth to run for the beancounters so they turned to slimey web underbelly tactics to make their figures look better? Some idiot exec thinks “hits” is a useful metric so they serve as much crap as possible to anyone stupid enough to surf over there?

      We may never know.

  17. cheddarpretzels says:

    NOOOO! I love Claire :(

  18. Josef Mengele says:

    I’ve never seen her except on this site.

  19. Nubb says:

    If you go to a chef’s personal page on the FN website,there’s a smaller version of the “chef scroll” and Claire is still in it(as is Aaron McCargo).Maybe Claire and Aaron were naughty and their punishment is to be banned from the big chef scroll.Well,that’s better then having to clean the gunk out of Guy Ferry’s ugly chin beard.

  20. Hols says:

    Doesn’t Scott Conant do 24 Hour Restaurant? I agree, it’s weird… but you mentioned that he’s not on FN much, but I thought he was the host for that awful show.

  21. Sparky says:

    Does Paula Deen take up two spots?

  22. JAM says:

    This is outrageous. She’s amazing.

  23. DeanaNicole says:

    Aw I love Clair and 5 ingredient fix! I know that she was in that scroll bar at some point because I looked up her recipes using it. Besides, she’s easily the best looking person on the food network channel, it only benefits them to have her picture on there…

  24. Dee says:

    They moved Five Ingredient Fix out of the weekday afternoon time slot again. They just recently put her after Ina Garten, and now she’s gone. It goes straight from Ina to Paula “Mo Buttah” Deen.

    I miss Newman :(

  25. pat says:

    She’s still on the Food Network Kitchens page

  26. I’m not saying all traces of her have been wiped clean from the site. Obviously there is still a show page, recipes, etc.

    I’m saying it is odd that she’s not in the scrollbar when people like Scott Conant, etc, are.

    • SPA GIT TEEEEE says:

      You’re right – it *is* odd. Especially when her recipes are actually pretty good. They should definitely give her more focus than some of the other folks whose recipes are slop.

  27. crabby says:

    They have Ted Allen’s picture among the chefs since when was he ever a chef????

  28. Jen says:

    It’d be strange if Claire or Aaron were let go from the network. I would think if they had a Twitter/Facebook they’d say that they’re officially on their own. Things ended peacefully between myself and the network (even if it didn’t) and they have loads of new offers. Keep checking up and I’ll let you know where I’ll be. Something like that. Or do they have some sort of gag order? Even if we dump you, you keep quiet. You’re here one day, gone the next day and you reappear somewhere else on your own time.

  29. Gizmo says:

    Claire twittered that she liked this post on FNH today… Wonder what she really means?

  30. FatCat says:

    I’d be sad if they dropped her, I like 5 Fix. Maybe FN blackballed her. Maybe she snubbed Flay’s come-ons or whatever.

  31. Mandy says:

    Referring to a comment on Pioneer Woman’s pic being on the site. Can I digress and make an appeal to FNH? I really love PW as much as I love Nigella so please… spare her? Please?

    • Min says:

      No one is safe from FNH!

      • Cuisine says:

        It’s weird how little interest I have in Food Network buying this “Pioneer Woman.” Maybe because she was a relative nobody in my knowledge of Food TV and stuff until the Food Network commercials which made her sound like a woman who cooks, pioneers, and Tweets or blogs or something nonstop. At least she sounds more intelligent about her social networking than Aarti and her “Husby” who just are god awful with Youtube.

    • Suzette says:

      “Pioneer Woman” is a fraud.

      • Berger says:

        How do you mean?

        • stacia says:

          Meaning that her schtick is manufactured and what is manufactured, isn’t done very well.

          1. She portrays herself as a woman who does it all (and complaining about it) while isolated on a 150,000+ acre ranch, conveniently not mentioning she has (and this has been confirmed) a nanny, a housekeeper, a personal assistant, a separate assistant that handles the giveaways on her blog, several people to handle the technical aspects of her blog and several teachers that come out to the ranch and teach her kids for her while she claims on her blog that she Homeschool’s them all by herself. She even ALLEGEDLY lied about the way she met her husband since the original way obviously wasn’t sufficiently interesting for her “Love Story.”

          2. Her “woe is me, I never expected this fame” schtick got old real quick when readers figured out she had planned her fame from the beginning. Nothing wrong with it, but most would have appreciated some honesty. As some readers discovered while surfing the archives, that kitchen she filmed the show in is not her everyday kitchen. She and her (multi-millionaire land baron) husband built a second 6,000+ sq. ft. residence specifically to host a reality dating type show they were pitching to several television companies. The concept was a cross between The Bachelor and American Cowboy. When that didn’t fly they tried to come up with several other ideas that didn’t pan out either. Finally, they bit the bullet and hired a professional PR firm to pitch the Pioneer Woman brand to the media and especially the Food Network. She always seems surprised and humbled when she wins a bloggie nomination, is invited to a televised interview, or “asked” to speak at a conference. What she fails to mention to her readers is that SHE (or her publicist) is the one who pitches her brand to get her those interviews, and submits herself for consideration as a speaker for those conferences.

          3. Her recipes on her blog are mediocre on a very good day. They are notoriously unhealthy resembling the type of cooking Paula Dean does on her show. The main difference between the two is that Pioneer Woman adds a colossal amount of chili peppers and jalapenos to her food and not so much Paula. Overall the recipes have too much salt, too much alcohol, way too much butter and too much chili in them to be good —- and her cooking, shockingly, is geared for the novice cook. I pity the neophyte in the kitchen who makes these concoctions and thinks she’s learning to prepare quality meals. One of Pioneer Woman’s most controversial recipes is the The Bread. Visit her site and check it out yourself.

          4. Long time blog readers also have a distaste for her “white-washing” her blog. She has deleted controversial posts and edited previous references to her use of offensive slurs directed to her developmentally-challenged brother. She also mocks her youngest child’s speech impediment. She has systematically scrubbed her blog of any controversial thing she has said or done in the past five years. Unfortunately for her, the internet never forgets and some readers have screen shots of some of those blog posts calling her brother retarded and of her mocking her child.

          5. People who have met her have commented on her behavior and attitude off the ranch and outside of her “brand.” It isn’t pretty.

          Allegedly.

          • Suzette says:

            Thank you. Could not have said it better.

          • eden says:

            That’s called branding. Good for her for working to make a living for herself. You think any other tv show is “real”? You think any of the “Real” Housewives really spend their time concentrating on party planning? Of course not. Anyone in the entertainment industry spends time branding themselves. I say, good for them. Obviously, the Food Network execs are onto the schtick, but it shows promise anyway. Also, sometimes it’s nice to take a break from “healthy” food once in a while.

          • Kristina says:

            Oh thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I honestly couldn’t understand why so people “love” this blogger. I used to follow her blog early on and then I realized her schtick was exactly that. She uses her faux self depracating remarks so relentlessly it exhausted me. “Oh sorry, my hands look terrible in this photo, please don’t look at my terrible hands” which guarantees that everyone will compliment her, AND her witch hands. I gave up reading her bullshit blog with her constant schtick within 2 months. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for being a voice of sanity.

    • Lee says:

      Really–how can you hate Pioneer Woman… She’s so sweet. Plus she has basset hounds just like me! And she loves animals.

      Whatever, FNH… I still like Ina too

      • stacia says:

        Do you really want to know why? Google The Pioneer Woman Sux to find out why. Ignore some of the more wound-up ‘n crazy people screaming their hatred of her over and over. That’s just a few disturbed individuals, everyone else (including the blog owner) is quite normal and rational and can clearly explain why they either do not like her, are not a fan, disagree why she should have a show on the food network or do not understand why she’s so popular when she’s so clearly mediocre in the kitchen.

  32. Hopefully, someone put that living corpse back in the grave it crawled out of…

  33. mike3141 says:

    She’s still listed in the “Chefs A-Z” page.

  34. Hillary says:

    I saw that Claire tweeted this but she didn’t add an opinion about it. Nigella is on the chef scroll thing and I never see her on the food network…

  35. KatieD says:

    If you have the Food Network app, she’s still on the scrolling chefs just at the end. Strange….

  36. me says:

    Not such a big loss…. she’s annoying, screachy and obnoxious.

  37. Sarah Cooks says:

    First, it was blatantly obvious that Claire was in it for the fame. She doesn’t know food what-so-ever. I don’t care if she’s a culinary graduate, her food sometimes doesn’t make sense. In fact, I often wonder how she managed the cookbook. I have restaurant experience and can tell you right now that she has more passion for her face being on TV and money in her pockets than she does food. If anyone is a fraud, it’s her.

    Second, I know that there are things about Pioneer Woman that are a little questionable, but her recipes are approachable which is the point of the Food Network now. If you want more gourmet, then go for the Cooking Channel.

    And finally, I love Nigella, I really do, but she is not a chef. America needs a re-education on the word. Chef is a position in the kitchen, if you never reached it, you are not one! You are not a Doctor until you’ve been through the hell can be medical school right? Well, you’re not a chef until you’ve moved up in the kitchen or opened up one of your own. And trust me, you want to be a cook. A chef means always having to taste your cook’s food, cleaning the plates before they are presented to the customer and dealing with paperwork. Yes, there is honor in that, but really, as a person who knows restaurants and food, being a cook is more for us. Anyway, my point is that NIgella is a cook and cookbook author, but not a chef and she says it herself all the time.

  38. Daisy says:

    Crazy eyes, totally irritating voice. Can’t stand her, I’m hoping she left the country FOREVER. I stopped watching Challenge when she came on it.

  39. Muffdiver4ever says:

    I think you ladies are jealous. Clair is a very beautiful woman. and i enjoy her recipes. Plus I would go down on her like a Hot Fudge Sunday and Savor Every Drop. Her husband Must be a very satisfied man.

  40. Freida Navarro says:

    I have personally been terribly upset that Claire is gone..why can’t people ( probably boring ,fat un-achievers see the beauty in her?? I wish she could read this, but I’m sure she is far above reading these jealous mundane comments by people from Oklahoma or the Ozarks or whatever ?? I found her charming ( in a multicultural way, intriging & and so clever with her ” Five Ingredient ” recipes..( I have many of them in my file ) maybe having a tiny waist, sexy eyes and lovely hair was too much foe the ” mice ” of this world!! As an artist & “New York” woman who knows how to dress, paint, play the piano,and decorate like no one else – it’ts all so offensive (I’m still in shock reading those comments )
    God bless the Beautiful People!!!

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