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Duff Tells Alton A Knock-Knock Joke
Posted on August 9th 2011 by Jillian Madison


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Martha Stewart Tells Rachael Ray A Knock-Knock Joke
---Giada Tells Bobby Deen A Knock Knock Joke
---Giada Tells Rachael A Knock-Knock Joke
---Giada Tells Paula A Knock-Knock Joke
---Ina Tells Rachael A Knock Knock Joke

    33 Responses

  1. jenna says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:46 am

    HAHAHA!!!!!!!! That is the first thing I said to my boyfriend when I saw the commercial for Sugar High. A guy traveling across the country on a motorcycle eating? Sounds a lot like Feasting On Asphalt to me…….

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  2. Greg says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:48 am

    The food network does not have an original idea left. Everything has been done before. And in this case, been done before much much better.

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  3. Laura S. says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:50 am

    I love the knock knock jokes and am so glad you brought them back. I still laugh to myself at least once a month over the original Rachael Ray/Giada one

    http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/09/giada-tells-rachael-a-knock-knock-joke/

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  4. k8_cali says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Did Alton ever win an emmy for his work on Food Network? Anyone know?

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  5. Paul says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Hey those scenes of Alton are from the celery episode of Good Eats which was just on TV like 5 minutes ago.

    Damn you are fast!!! haha.

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  6. alexis says:
    August 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Duff Goldman already had a show, so why is he back again? There are enough stupid shows about baking and cakes and cupcakes on the air without this garbage.

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  7. Thomas K. says:
    August 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    LMFAO. That’s hliarious. As they say “it’s funny because it’s true.”

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  8. LauraS says:
    August 9, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I LOVE the knock knock jokes. I’d love to see one of Anne Burrell telling Robert Irvine she’s going to kick his ass in Iron Chef.

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  9. MikeyG says:
    August 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Maybe he can make it across America without dumping his bike!

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    • LauraS says:
      August 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm

      I hope not. The idea of Duff having a major wipe out is pretty damn hilarious, without any serious injury or death because that would suck even for Duff.

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      • Daninplano says:
        August 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

        Oddly, I just wrecked one almost exactly like the one in the first pic (notice there are different bikes throughout the show) and it wasn’t fun. Red-light runner got me, so I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. However, that being said, I assure you that his tub of lard isn’t “riding” that particular bike more a few miles, not to mention cross-country.

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        • vinylchild says:
          August 9, 2011 at 6:47 pm

          Duff is totally showing his douchbaggery by not wearing a decent helmet, and protective clothing – shorts and sneaks – geez! At least Alton had the sense and taste to wear Vanson!!

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  10. mkeller819 says:
    August 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    When I saw the commercial for Duff’s new show I said to my husband, “Didn’t they already do a show like this?” And he reminded me of Alton’s show!

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  11. Tamara says:
    August 9, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    HBAHBAHAHAH!! YES!!! Please do more vertical comics like this!!!!!

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  12. Di says:
    August 9, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Maybe Duff should follow Alton’s lead and drop a few pounds.
    And SHORTS! on a bike – you know he’s not riding far, other than for the camera.

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  13. Di says:
    August 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    Oh forgot to say that I love AB’s magical mole which moves from left to right, and back ;)

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  14. Jana says:
    August 10, 2011 at 9:28 am

    I loved Feasting on Asphalt just like I adore AB. I think that stoner Duff should know-there is this thing on a motorcycle called an EXHAUST PIPE. When your dumb ass wears shorts while riding and NOT leathers and said dumbass gets off the bike, chances of your bare leg hitting that hot piece of metal and getting a huge scar are pretty good. Leathers are for more than just looks-riding is cold.

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  15. LaLa says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… but Duff in no way can match AB for class, knowledge or geekish charisma!

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  16. Danny says:
    August 11, 2011 at 5:44 am

    I guess it was too much to ask that the loathsome Duff might be gone for a while from the network.

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  17. paceman says:
    August 11, 2011 at 10:51 am

    To me it’s more DDD crap.
    DDD does Hot Food,
    Now DDD does sugar,
    What can they use DDD format for next?

    I’ve got an idea. Bring back COOKING, like Emeril.

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    • Rich says:
      August 12, 2011 at 3:53 pm

      FN is deep into the mission creep part of a cable channel’s life.

      Looks like Star Trek TNG starts on BBC America in a few minutes. Gotta go.

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  18. Dear Helen Hartman says:
    August 11, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Knock knock.
    (silence)
    Knock Knock
    (crickets chirping)
    KNOCK KNOCK

    Sorry, Food Network, nobody’s there anymore.

    AB was the last vestige of information/real food/entertainment left and now… maybe if they tried more ‘original’ programming. How about Food Storage Wars or American Picky Eaters?

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