Archives for "August, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd August 2011

MUST-WATCH VIDEO Of Sandra Lee Swearing and Groping Herself

This is, simply, the most amazing video I’ve seen in years. It features Sandra Lee groping her boobs and saying “fuck me” and “oh shit” while trying to get out her lines for an alcohol ad. Stop everything you’re doing and watch it now. Seriously. This actually made Sandra Lee seem HUMAN for the first [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd August 2011

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I’m Sorry In Advance

What’s that? You’ve been dying to see Robert Irvine with his shirt off? (via)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st August 2011

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FNH Recap: The Sandwich King Premiere with Jeff Mauro

What’s the perfect go-to food when you’re starving to death and standing in front of the refrigerator with both doors open? That’s right! A sandwich! It’s arguably America’s favorite food, in part perhaps because a sandwich can be thrown together in a pinch from all the great leftovers in your house. Unless, of course, you’re [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th August 2011

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FOOD FIGHT: Anthony Bourdain vs Paula Deen

Every few months, Anthony Bourdain makes national news. Not because of somewhere he traveled or something he wrote… but because of something he said about a celebrity chef. According to Bourdain, Sandra Lee is evil, Rachael Ray is a mediocre bobblehead, and Guy Fieri drives a yellow Hummer because he’s insecure about the size of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th August 2011

Rachael Ray Named One Of The Top 10 Worst Celebrity Tippers

Yahoo Sports blog “The Post Game” recently compiled a list of the Top 10 Worst Celebrity Tippers. The list was comprised of offenders like Tiger Woods, Bill Cosby, Mariah Carey, Usher, and Food Network’s own Rachael Ray. Congratulations on the dubious distinction, Ray-Ray. Here’s to hoping your years of stiffing hard-working waitstaff on $40 a [...]

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