Archives for "August, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th August 2011

Meanwhile… On Twitter…

. . . Isn’t Twitter grand? Without it, how would Duff Goldman ever passively aggressively be able to let us know how much he hates us? Oh well. I guess I won’t be invited to his next Cookie Swap. Sigh. Dreams? Crushed. (You can follow FNH at @fnhumor, Michael Symon at @chefsymon, or Duff Goldman [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th August 2011

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Next Food Network Star: Season 7 Finale

Finally! The finale of Next Food Network Star: season 7! Are you ready to see who is going to be the already pre-determined winner of the most anti-climactic season in years? Then read on! Quick question before we start: Why on Earth did Food Network air the “reunion” show before the finale? No one does [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th August 2011

Semi-Homemade: I Miss The Old Days

I’ll say it: Semi-Homemade used to be one of my favorite shows on the Food Network. Not in a “what am I going to learn today” kind of way, but in a “SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD, DID SHE REALLY JUST DO THAT?!?!” kind of way. She made Kwanzaa cakes. She dressed up in ridiculous [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th August 2011

Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Ellie Krieger’s Dark Chocolate Dipped Pretzels

We’ve been covering Ridiculous Food Network Recipes for months. My absolute favorite has been Ellie Krieger’s “Dark Chocolate as a Snack.” If you’ll recall, there were no directions – and the only ingredient was “1 oz dark chocolate.” The recipe was taken down from Food Network’s website almost immediately after we posted it, but it [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th August 2011

Meanwhile… On Giada At Home…

Okay, so who’s been watching Giada At Home? I know, I know. I haven’t been either. Luckily, FNH readers Abbey and Sarah have been! Turns out, on yesterday’s show, Giada and her husband Todd went for a hike up a mountain. Giada, in all her picnicking glory, packed a PEPPERONI STICK AND WINE to feast [...]

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