Archives for "August, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th August 2011

Have You Rolled Your Eyes At Anything Yet Today?

No? Then this photo of a douched-out Guy Ferry surrounded by retail clerks ought to do it. Fact: if you wear a gold chain all protruding out of your shirt like that, you are worthy of every bit of ridicule coming your way. And like any of those girls would give him the time of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th August 2011

Why Alton Brown Left Twitter

To the thousands of you blowing up our FNH e-mail box asking why Alton Brown deleted his Twitter account, here’s what happened: 1. A random psycho stalker freak made a fake twitter account claiming to be Alton’s wife. The aforementioned random psycho stalker freak actually USED A PHOTO of Alton’s wife as their Twitter avatar. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th August 2011

Rachael Ray’s Still Phoning It In On 30 Minute Meals

Rachael Ray’s a busy lady. With all the shows she hosts, it’s amazing she finds any time at all to relax or to think up new color patterns for her line of garbage bowls. All that running around has clearly taken its toll on 30 Minute Meals, because girlfriend is just phoning every appearance in [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 3rd August 2011

The 10 Most Annoying Screengrabs From Duff Goldman’s “Sugar High” Commercial

Sometimes, you don’t need to watch an entire episode of a show to know how bad it’s going to be. Sometimes, all you need to see is the 30-second commercial preview for it… as is the case with Sugar High with Duff Goldman (which premieres on August 8th). Sugar High is exactly like Diners, Drive-Ins, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 2nd August 2011

Bobby Flay On Entourage

Entourage ran a new episode over the weekend that had a small story line about Bobby Flay. Ari (played by Jeremy Piven) had a mini – yet completely justifiable – meltdown when he found out his ex-wife was dating (gasp!) BOBBY FLAY. Here’s what you missed: The story line will continue next week, and we’ll [...]

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Archives for "August, 2011"

Have You Rolled Your Eyes At Anything Yet Today?

Why Alton Brown Left Twitter

Rachael Ray’s Still Phoning It In On 30 Minute Meals

The 10 Most Annoying Screengrabs From Duff Goldman’s “Sugar High” Commercial

Bobby Flay On Entourage

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