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Anne Burrell: The HUGELY FLAVORFUL Remix
Posted on September 21st 2011 by FNH Staff

This is the first of our celebrity chef dance remix videos, and who better to start with than Anne Burrell. So don’t just stand there, bust a move!



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    65 Responses

  1. oh_come_on says:

    …..Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove, so come on fatso and just bust a move…..

  2. It almost looks like it was too hot for her mouth…but you gotta love the fiber optic hair!

  3. jenna says:

    Laughing my ass off! Funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

  4. Di says:

    Oh YEAH !!!

  5. Njchicaa says:

    very funny!

  6. Tom says:

    Her cheeks look like they are storing nuts. The damaged hair
    really needs the attention of a gifted cosmotologist. At least she’s not orange.

  7. Jennifer says:

    That was awesome! I can’t wait for the Aunt Sandy Remix!

  8. Dave says:

    This video was so funny. I watched it 5 times. the more you post about Anne Burrell the more I like her. I think this site has done more positive shit for her image than the Food Network has done in 4 years. Nicely done!

    • Bx22 says:

      I have to agree with you. I never really watched her show until the funny posts on here. Now I catch her on tv whenever I can.

  9. eyeris says:

    She really looked like she was moving to the music. I think she’d be hilarious to hang out with.

    • Plumpy says:

      Anne would be great to hang out with. I admire that she is who she is without pretense. I’ve had it up to my left tit with vainglorious FN phonies.

    • Otaddy says:

      I agree. Unlike the other phonies on FN, Anne seems genuine and able to laugh at herself.

      You just know Giada, Sandra and the rest of them must be screaming at their agents every day about the stuff they read on this website!

  10. Ben says:

    What I want to know is, exactly how delicious was the bite of food that made her move like that. And where can I get some?

    I’m loving FNH this week. It’s extra hilarious. I want this video on my iphone.

  11. Gayle King says:

    LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!!!

    Thank you FNH!!!!

  12. Can'tSay WhoIam says:

    I want someone to edit a video of me dancing like this! Love it!

  13. alexis says:

    ROCK IT ANNE BURRELL! To quote clueless “This is like the funnest video ever.”

    I’d like to buy the woman a beer. It’s a shame she prefers Big Meat.

    • Syd says:

      I’m with you, Alexis. You just know she’d be fun to have a beer with.

      Great job with the video. Funny shit.

      I hope Anee sees it. I think she’d laugh too.

  14. MsFoodie says:

    Love it! Can’t wait for the others! Also love that she can laugh at herself @twitter. What a personality, I bet she’d be a riot to hang out with!

  15. Gypsy says:

    Ha ha ha ha! Love it!

  16. Silvio says:

    She’s still a beast.

  17. Molly says:

    that’s it?! That was a COMPLETE waste of my time!

    • I’m sorry, but I firmly believe that if you didn’t laugh at that, there’s something seriously wrong with you.

      • Dan says:

        Hell, it made me smile, and I recently walked in on my girlfriend of 3 years fucking my best friend. If a video makes me laugh 2 days after that happened, its’ funny. So yeah, thanks for that FNH.

      • Alexis says:

        Yikes. I’m sorry Dan! That sucks. I could probably watch this on repeat for 5 minutes because its just that hilarious to me. Then again I’m easily amused :)

        Looking forward to season 2 of worst cooks. I think Annes filming it now.

      • cloverleaf says:

        Watched it three times! Incredibly silly and entertaining — love it! :)

    • oh_come_on says:

      Molly, the chipmunk cheeks, the bulging lips, the ecstasy closed eyes, the dancing, you have to be kidding. Where’s your humor? You’re the ONLY ONE disappointed here. Loved it Jillian!

  18. atdleft says:

    Love it! And I’ll always <3 Chef Anne! BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD! :-D

  19. GreenJeans says:

    LOL..My only issue…too short!

  20. Michael says:

    That made my morning! Thanks!! You should have added one of her growls in the mix.

  21. Teague says:

    Another terrific piece!

  22. Funny stuff.

    She seems to love life and be a hell of a fun time.

  23. Kira says:

    That was great!

  24. frozenyogurt3 says:

    ROCK IT ANNE! She seems like a great girl who really enjoys life. Love the hair and love the colorful outfits. Anne seems like one of the few FN stars that knows what she is doing in a kitchen.

  25. Mindy says:

    I used to hate anne, but somehow this website has made me like her

  26. Gina says:

    Fun, fun, fun!! Left me wanting “More Please”!

  27. mandi says:

    That was great! Love her!

  28. SaraCVT says:

    I’m sort of with Molly, sorry to say. It wasn’t a COMPLETE waste of my time, but it wasn’t incredibly hilarious, either. What were you all looking at?

      • alexis says:

        LMAO. That was sort of a pointless comment Sara. No one needs 3 sentences on how you were only moderately entertained.

        I think it boils down to this, anyone under the age of 50 is going to like it more than older people.

      • Dan says:

        Heres a thought, how about we go back to just posting snarky commentary and being funny in the comments, instead of whining like little bitches?

      • Dave says:

        Dan, you’ve got my vote bro!

      • SaraCVT says:

        Just one comment, and then I’m done. DAAANG, you guys are ferocious when somebody disagrees. And by the by, I just turned 40 a couple days back–thanks for making me feel older than I am, Alexis.

        Back to your regularly scheduled snark now.

  29. MAC says:

    Too funny!

    At least she really enjoys her show and doesn’t fit into the regular senseless “perfection” that TFN has become. Love her uniqueness.

  30. If_Its_Funky_Ill_Find_It says:

    Sheer genius!

    The only gripe I have is that I wish it could have been longer! :)

  31. PeteC94 says:

    Whoa!

    Rock it Anne, you big sexy thing you.

  32. Ewww says:

    I can’t stand the woman. Her show sucks with all of the animated mime movements, not to mention the annoying growls. Yuk…she looks like she needs a shower and some clothes that actually fit her. I would never eat in a restaurant in which she cooked. Why did FN hire HER?

  33. Rev Dr E Buzz Miller says:

    “Yuk…she looks like she needs a shower and some clothes that actually fit her. ”

    Have you ever seen what Batali looks like after an hour in Iron Chef Kitchen Zone? He sweats more than a Guatemalan basketball team and he looks like his heart is about to explode into a flaming fireball like the Hindenburg.

  34. Veganista says:

    I’ve come to love Anne. She has a sense of humor and doesn’t take herself too seriously.

  35. BCA says:

    It’s so random, but that’s what makes it funny.

  36. m says:

    this is so wrong … on so many levels … lol

  37. sierraskyesmom says:

    ♥ it!!!

    Anne’s become one of my (few) favorites….even with all the growling.

  38. Lizzy says:

    I watched the episode where she made brunch, right, and she made this sausage and sage baked eggs. So she takes this ENORMOUS bite, and I swear, hand to god thought she had a siezure! Like flailing and chewing at the same time.

    I guess bROOWWWWNNNN phOOOOd does taste good.

  39. Leslie says:

    I love Anne! This is funny!!

  40. Mindy says:

    I like anne more and more, thanks for exposing me to her.

  41. ralsteve says:

    I really like Anne a lot. She actually tweeted back at me on Twitter!
    She tweeted about this mix and asked where it was, said she wanted to show it to some friends. Cool!
    “Hey Anne, you’re a rock star, get your flame on…”

  42. joyce says:

    Why,why,why is she on television? Why wasn’t she made to be a contestant on the Next Food Network Star? She would have been kicked out on the first show! Can’t stand her.

    • atdleft says:

      Well, I have to respectfully disagree here. I guess some find her annoying… But I find her AWESOME! Sure, she does funny things when she cooks and speaks in different voices… But hey, she does COOK. How often does one find real cooking on FN these days?

  43. Dustin says:

    The personalities on FN are all VERY hit or miss, love or hate, and the results are never unanimous for any of them.

    I’ve come to like Anne a lot, especially more so after “Worst Cooks..” where she didn’t seem like her patience was being forced on the kitchen disasters under her wing. Couldn’t say the same for Beau who you could almost see the visions of violence that must have been playing in his head.

    I just wish she would stop whatever it is she is doing that makes her orange. It’s ok to be white so long as you don’t descend from cave-dwelling, light allergic albinos like Tyler Florence.

  44. Pat says:

    “Waste of time”? It was 30 fucking seconds! I can see if it was, like, 5 minutes — THAT would be a waste of my precious time.

  45. Plumpy says:

    That kicked ass. Love it.

  46. tito says:

    I needed a good laugh and decided to come on here like i usually do for some amusement.. this was it.. so funny. over exaggerated emotions and acting from FN host on their shows and this one is a perfect example of it. Nicely done!! And if you dont laugh at this, I dont even want to know you.

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