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If Everyone Had Anne Burrell’s Hair
Posted by Jillian Madison

    63 Responses

  1. Motzi Greps says:

    Guy already HAS Anne’s hair.

  2. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    I thought Paula and “guido” looked about the same.

  3. PeteC94 says:

    Whoa, Bobby Flay and Alton Brown make the two ugliest, butchest lesbians I have ever seen.

  4. craftygma says:

    Melissa d’Arabian is my favorite. What a picture! That frumpy lavender blouse, those saggy boobs, that enormous spare tire, that expression…the hair actually looks good!

  5. Di says:

    Anne’s hair suits her perfectly. Looks better on her than on Guido.
    Wonder if she gives Irvine spankings with that wooden spoon. Eh?

  6. Audra says:

    Flay looks like a lovely lady.

  7. nagelam says:

    Alton & Robert seriously made me LOL. This is great. :-D

  8. Stew says:

    Great stuff! Thanks very much!

  9. oh_come_on says:

    Brilliant putting the hair on Pauler’s cookbook cover! Bobby’s pasty face matches the do.

  10. Michelle says:

    I wish I had Anne’s hair, I love it!!!

  11. Min says:

    Man, I wish you had snuck Guy in there without ‘shopping Anne’s hair onto his head. We never would have been able to tell the difference!

  12. Xeraux says:

    Anne Burrell is just Guy Ferry in a skirt and lip gloss.

  13. Diane says:

    ROFL The one with Pauler and Lil Bobby is my favorite. :D

  14. Jurana says:

    It’s funny — the hair looks better on most of them than it does on Burrell. She is such a beast.

  15. Hitlerbot says:

    Missing an image of Goku with Anne’s hair.

  16. Ryan T says:

    I don’t understand why some people dislike her hair. At least it’s her own style. It fits her personality. Personally, I couldn’t imagine her with any other coif. I think it even makes her kind of sexy. Go Anne, rock it out!

  17. derek4me says:

    I don’t know who the chef under Guy is (Melissa D’arabian?) but she should reconsider that shirt. Fire that stylist….double ewww.

  18. EAsh says:

    Just when I thought the Neely’s couldn’t suck any more, they get bad hair too. Double whammy y’all!!

  19. baker lady says:

    Sunny would rock it better maybe if she shaved her armpits. Naaaasty!

  20. Schlagwerk says:

    Looks good on Anne… everyone else, terrifying.

  21. Hearties says:

    My friend and I decided to give it a try

    This is his: http://i53.tinypic.com/15yxirr.png

    and this is mine: http://i55.tinypic.com/2j2sth5.jpg

    We both used Paint.

  22. JackEughlayte says:

    The last photo is vomit inducing.

  23. DerekLutz says:

    This was supposed to be FN hosts with Anne Burrell’s hair – how did Melissa D’Arabian with Guy Fieri’s gut get in here?

  24. ron says:

    Wow…Melissa D’ArabianParis’s husband gets to see her naked….what a……. er….uhhh……. lucky bastard?
    Every time her husband hears the tern “deployed airbags”….he weeps.

  25. MarkyMark says:

    Loved it! Bobby Flay and the Neely’s looked good with that hair!

  26. remy says:

    …. the Paula picture looks like Kate Gosselin.

  27. jen says:

    chefanneburrell just tweeted:

    Jillian madison and food network humor you’ve done it again! I LOVE it! Thank you xoxo

    I love that she has a sense of humor, and doesn’t take things so seriously.

  28. J-Man says:

    Bobby D. is probably accustomed to wearing blonde wigs in his private life …

  29. FatCat says:

    All of these made me laugh but what made me laugh even harder was imagining Ina with the hair. Just a thought…

  30. Erin says:

    I love Anne Burrell’s hair. But now we know, only on her rofl!

    To the Ina commenter, I would love to see it on all of Ina’s friends, I bet they are mad jealous.

  31. Ms Gypsy says:

    That hair makes so many FN hosts look better. (But I’m fond of Anne Burrell so am a little prejudiced….)

  32. clarebear says:

    youknow- I never really watched Anne before. Didn’t have anything against her, I just … never bothered trying. But ever since I found out that she has a sense of humor (unlike the rest of food network’s chefs with the only other exception being Alton whom I already adored) I tell ya … i not only started watching her but now follow her on twitter and OMG she is one funny lady who doesn’t take herself seriously and just loves a good laugh!! Real refreshing!

    • Louis says:

      Alton Brown was the reason i started watching anything on food network, the first time i watched it i thought it was retarded, but then it really grew on me, and anne is pretty good to watch as well, even good on the worst cooks of America, lol.

  33. Louis says:

    i promise it, i was watching the best thing i ever ate and they actually introduced guy as annes brother.

  34. Mary says:

    What about Giada, she’d look great with that “do”
    :-P

  35. Stonelotus says:

    Bobby Flay reminds me strangely of Billy Idol in that pic. :\

  36. MissB says:

    I think the food Ann cooks looks pretty good, but the only way I can watch her show is on mute. I can’t stand her god-awful, nasal midwestern accent.

  37. James says:

    You didn’t do anything to the photo of Guy Ferry.

  38. Jaymanfresh says:

    Thats some shit yall Hatas Is Spredin bout my boy fietdi his do Is mad awesome and u Stupid comenters Are Just to big Of nerds ot see how slammin it is you will never be Kulanery gangstas like me and guy and never Eat food as money as his

    Die in a well Every Retard Posting some hatar shit

  39. Rogh says:

    Is it wrong that I’ve been calling Anne “Girl Fieri” for a few years now?

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