Archives for "September, 2011"
Date Night on Pioneer Woman
After watching the week’s episode of Pioneer Woman, I’ve never been so happy to NOT LIVE IN OKLAHOMA in my life. I’ve never been to Oklahoma, but I always envisioned it as a vast expanse of green farmland, dotted with a few quaint country town centers bustling with people and activity. I was somewhat surprised [...]
Smashmouth/Guy Fieri Team Up For Ridiculous Egg-Eating Challenge
Prior to yesterday, I had my mind made up: I WAS NOT GOING TO COVER THIS EVENT or give it even the tiniest bit of press on this blog. But then, it happened. I was e-mailed the official press release, along with a note from some PR woman telling me how she just “knew” I [...]
Paula Deen Handing Out Ramen Noodles To Kids
YouTube video description: Paula Deen was in the Louisville area for the grand opening of the Paula Deen Buffet at the Horseshoe Casino in Southern Indiana. During her trip she also visited with students at a New Albany elementary school. She helped with the distribution of food as part of the schools Blessings in a [...]
One Photo, Five Photoshops: Robert Irvine Edition
FNH reader Heather snapped this pic of Robert Irvine on last night’s episode of Restaurant Impossible. Since it’s a slow news day, it’s the perfect time for ONE PHOTO… FIVE PHOTOSHOPS! . . . . .
Us Weekly Names Sandra Lee and Bobby Flay Amongst “Most Stylish New Yorkers”
Thing #825 that I hate: magazine articles about the so-called “most stylish” or “best dressed” celebrities. Us Weekly just did a piece on the “Most Stylish New Yorkers” (insert eye roll here). New York City is one of the world’s most foremost meccas of fashion. Every time I hop the train and visit the city, [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










