Archives for "September, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th September 2011

Sweet Genius Promo Commercial: What The Actual F**k?

Food Network Challenge and Cupcake Wars are two of the most boring, unwatchable shows on the Food Network. Frankly, the last thing the world needs is another show featuring unknown pastry chefs baking things and trying to win a meager $10k cash prize by impressing an annoying judge. Sadly, that’s exactly what Sweet Genius is. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th September 2011

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Meanwhile… On Pioneer Woman…

Pioneer Woman is quickly becoming Food Network’s new “Semi-Homemade”… that one show you watch not to learn how to cook, but simply to laugh at for the sheer ridiculousness of it all. This weekend we learned that Ree’s husband is an annoying, picky son of a bitch when it comes to food. Everything she serves [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th September 2011

Bobby Flay on Entourage: The Saga Continues

When we last left off, Ari (played by Jeremy Piven) took a date to Bobby Flay’s restaurant to scope him out. Last week, Ari found Flay in his ex-wife’s house and had some colorful words for him. YO GRILL MASTER! Gotta love how Flay comes sashaying out of the kitchen all tough, and then hides [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th September 2011

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Chopped Champions: The Drinking Game

When the original FNH drinking game was posted, it didn’t contain any rules for Chopped Champions. The horror! Luckily, FNH reader Scott has come up with a Chopped drinking game that will make the show a lot more interesting: Remember, this is a work of satire, so play responsibly! Take a shot if… -A contestant [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th September 2011

What’s In Our Inbox: Letters To FNH

We get a lot of colorful, idiotic, and just plain WTF e-mails here at FNH, so every month I like to share the contents of my inbox with you guys in a segment called “LETTERS TO FNH.” This is the part where YOU guys get the floor to share the stuff you saw, and voice [...]

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