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67 Responses
Sounds more like something Gina Neely would say…
My thoughts exactly…with Crisco
Actually I think Anne talks like this all the time.
Sounds like something Pat would say to Gina.
This is something I’ve never done; doubt I ever will do. Thanks anyway, Anne.
I’m watching now. Homegirl will NOT STOP talking about BROWN food! I’ve heard her do this before but I think today is an all-time record!
Better than the grunting! lol
I’ve gotta say she growls, not grunts.
she should have a geico commercial.
“brown food taste good” so easy a cavewoman can do it.
LOL. You are right sir.
BRRRRown food is good!!!
I’d say it’s more like “brOWn phOOOHd”
I have a juvenile sense of humor at times so everytime she mentions brown food I lol. Watched her brown things to braise and she kept mentioning brown.
You think she likes chocolate?
Absolutely :D
I do that every day after a shower. A very cold shower ;)
The only thing that would make this better is having Nigella or Giada say it.
That goes for you too Booby Flay!
I would like that really cute guy named “Ben” that posts here sometimes to lube mine up with some Zest.
Hell, if he saw ‘em, he would! LOL!
LOL Boo! Dang, If I only had his number I’d send him that picture!
Ben is all kinds of gorgeous, isn’t he?
Squirrel, send him over to my house when he’s done with you, ok?
If there’s anything left stoup I will! Hehehe. It’s gonna be a cougar attack! Damn, I haven’t even started drinking yet!
All we need is Anne grabbing her breasts and grunting “Yeah Yeah Yeah!!”
I feel mildly uncomfortable.
i just saw this episode and after seeing her in that shirt, i have one word: Spanx! im pretty sure she can afford some!
Spanx won’t work on her. That is major league gunt she’s got.
I’m pretty sure I’ve only ever seen her in one shirt with a flattering cut. Spanx for sure. They are magical.
If she’s this bad on the air, can you imagine what she might be like at the club all liquored up?
I’m betting she can party with the best of them.
Grey Goose in hand and ready to get the party started with Chef Anne anytime.
She’s probably normal.
She’s probably a damn good time!
Wild girls that like food are the new wild girls that like coke.
What type of lube? Olive oil? Canola Oil? Peanut Oil? Oooooh, waaaarrrrm butter! Sorry.
Browned butter, of course!
I think she used the peaNUT oil on her meatball episode. All that talkin’ about letting her veg “sweat” and preferring nice tight golfball sized “balls to larger ones…” Maybe I just have a dirty mind…..
Shouldn’t she have a medical license to do that?
She just looks like she’s enjoying rubbing those breasts a little too much.
She does! LOL
I just love Ann! Hers is about the only show that I will actually stop to watch. I think her grunting is entertaining.
When is the sausage episode?
Oh, it’s cumin’!
the spice? LOL
What thyme?
I really want to like her, she has good ideas sometimes. But, goddamn she is weird.
On behalf of guys, I can only offer a drunken South Park-esque “She took our jobs!…”
I love Anne Burrell. At least she is a real chef, who cooks well, and she gives excellent cooking advice.
Me too, she is a bit precious at times but her food looks GOOD and she looks like she enjoys food. Don’t trust a skinny chef, says Ina.
11 Handfuls of salt in one dish – Had to back up the Tivo and count them again?? Whats Up With That – I Think it was Seasoned!
I feel dirty now…..
I like breasts. Always have. I guess that makes me a breast man but I like the other parts also. Having said that, I get a little queasy thinking about this woman lubing her breasts in front of me. Kinda makes me sick.
This woman is a menace…molesting yet another animal.
Yummo! Let’s cook and eat all the critters we can. Because, well, we can!
Big Fat Steak! Anyone?
Fuck off and die
Get a sense of humour!
Would have been much better if it was Giada :( But very funny nonetheless.
Gross…not enough mind bleach on the entire planet.
This is the most vulnerable and soft Anne has ever looked in a photo. She looks like she is SO into those chicken breasts. :)
I love how she embraces food…literally. I think she may need a twelve-step program, though.
I’ll be glad will Jillian puts something else for me to look at when I come to this site. Every time I see that picture I feel violated.
Browned butter, of course!
There’s something to be said about a woman with a haircut so butch that even bulldykes would call it too macho talking about “lubing up breasts”…
…are we sure she’s just talking about the chicken?
I’m not at all sure.
i guess you’ve never seen any Lake County, IL bulldykes. Their hair is much shorter and butchier, LOL!
Can’t wait to see Anne compete on Next Iron Chef.
Happy Birthday, Anne! You are fun all the time :) oh, and you CAN cook
Im surprised little what’s-her-name from Oklahoma hasn’t told the ladies to do the same if you want your man to show ya some attention.
Also, am I the only one that remembers when Gina said that her Grandma told her if she wants to get/keep a man “you’ve got to please him here (pointing to stomach) and here (pointing to crotch)”?
PW would use Bag Balm.