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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING: 11 Crazy Bacon Tattoos
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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING: 11 Crazy Bacon Tattoos
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I love bacon as much as the next girl, but come on. Some of these things are just ridiculous:
(If only they loved WASHING THEIR FEET, too)
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47 Responses
these cant be real….are they photo shopped?
I could have done without seeing the gnarly feet or the camel toe on the pig in the frying pan.
Ewww! I hadn’t noticed the camel toe, thanks (not!) for pointing it out :(
The feet aren’t so gnarly nor dirty. That’s clearly a fresh tat, so there’s residual ink on the toes. The artist wipes away the excess and, clearly, that wipe was towards the toes, as opposed to the ankles. Haven’t any of you ever gotten a tattoo before??
Nope. Can’t say that I have.
Whatever. I’d wash my damn feet before allowing a picture like that to be taken, and I’d rather ram a hot poker in my eye before having “I Love Bacon” tattooed on me.
Hahaah, even if that is just the ink, those feet are still pretty fug.
Nope.
The feet are just gross. Yecchhh.
Which one of these is on Mommie McBacon? Gotta be one, Or the laid-back pig that MUST BE Gina Neely. lol
First one must be the Neely’s!.. Ahem, I meant their canisters ;-p
Well, I “was” going to eat lunch. Think I’ll pass now.
Not that I get any of these…..but what the hell is the bacon wrapped around the broccoli stalk with a flame coming out of the top? Some people are such a waste of space.
And the first one is a spelling fail, too. That’s just SO classy. I weep for the nation.
What? The first one doesn’t even have any words on it!
Please… those feet, and arm hair… these have to be pics of Paula Deen. (Ouch). My first thought would have been the Neely’s but that can’t be… And NO I am not going to Say Melissa Saudi Arabian… (sniff) I like her recipes… (I hear shotguns cocking…)
It’s almost enough to turn me vegetarian, which is sad.
OMG! Walmart is doing tattoo’s now? And someone splain that last one to me. A guys backside or a preggo belly?
“Afterall”? Is that in the same lexicon as “sodalicious”?
Oh. my. gosh. Who knew tattoos could be truely horrifying…
How did Guy Fieri find room to fit all those tattoos?
That “tribal bacon strip” tat looks like a bad skin disease!
The bacon & pickle tat is kind of cute, actually.
That’s poorly applied self-tanner, not dirt. Disgusting all around? Yes.
A dolphin wrapped in bacon. What kind of serious drugs are needed to come up with that one?
Oh look, the first one is the tattoo that The Neelys got on there wedding anniversary.
In that last one, is that guys so fat he cant’ hold his shirt up? He has to tape it?
I think the shirt is taped up so the tattoo artist can get back there and work, that one is clearly brand new.
In defense of the dirty feet as they wipe away the blood and ink as they tattoo it smears everywhere and looks gross. Pic was probably taken at the shop
I don’t think so. That doesn’t really look like a new tattoo to me at ALL. Look how dull and awful the ink looks.
But you can see the paper that the feet were propped on and you can also see that the tattoo is still red and has some shine to it (from the cream rubbed on afterwards).
I agree that these tattoos are weird but a few are actually well done.
Jillian, that tattoo is most definitely Brand New. You can tell by the swollen/inflamed skin around the edges of the tattoo. That usually goes away within a few days.
As other have pointed out, it’s definitely blood and ink stains. I know that stuff all too well.
No that’s definitely brand new. It’s red, there’s obvious residual Vaseline from the tattooing process and that is ink that was wiped away. They just haven’t cleaned it up yet.
Even if it is a new tattoo, how long does it take to WASH YOUR DAMN FEET? Why spend the money to get the tattoo then ruin the picture by leaving all that gunk on your feet?
I didn’t think there was anything more lame than a bacon tattoo. Until I saw a bacon salt tattoo. With Beggin’ Strips.
I can understand loving bacon, but Bacon Salt? It tastes like crushed up Bac-O Bacon Bits. That’s like having a bad-ass tattoo of Mrs Cubbinson’s Stuffing Mix.
My friend Melissa has a bacon tattoo on her back. It’s not offensive. She bakes cookies & puts bacon in them. Yummy!
I like bacon as much as the next person but COME ON. Seriously? A tattoo of bacon? I have 4 and they all are very significant to me, can’t imagine getting something that stupid put on my body permanently.
Me thinks this is possibly a new way to weed out job applicants! Bacon tatoos need not apply.
Did anyone else notice that the “sexy” pig in the frying pan had a camel toe?
Oh wow! These are pretty bad!
Come on, Jillian do you expect somebody who’d get “I Love Bacon” tattooed on their feet to bathe?
Gotta love chef Chuck Hughes – his bacon tattoo is simply the word bacon. His oyster and lobster tattoos are also cool – if you’re not familiar with him, he’s definitely worth a Google!
It’s good to be Jewish.
I pray to god that the feet look like that because of the stuff they have you put on so a tatoo doesn’t get infected… if not, then dear god that’s disgusting!
It’s tatoo ink. You can tell the tattoo is fresh due to how red it is.
Vomit inducing.
Did no one else notice that the last one is an upside down bacon cross? Does that mean he worships a Satan of Bacon?
I noticed. Bacon Satan? The Satanic Bacon, a new novel by controversial author Salmon Rushdie. Or something.