Archives for "October, 2011"
Mario Batali Dressed Like Guy Fieri For Halloween
You’re looking at Mario Batali dressed as Guy Fieri, Clinton Kelly dressed as Mario Batali, and Michael Symon dressed as Shrek. Either it’s Halloween, or the boys at The Chew are having a really bad monday. Mario, I think you’re missing about 82 pounds of tacky gold jewelry. And your shorts need a few skulls. [...]
Ridiculous Recipe of the Week: Racheal Ray’s Sorbet Bar
This week’s ridiculous recipe needs little introduction. It’s Rachael Ray’s Sorbet Bar, and yes, it’s as bad as you think it is. The “recipe” involves going to the store, purchasing 3 different flavors of sorbet, and … OPENING THEM! And, you don’t even have to scoop the ice cream out. The guests do it themselves! [...]
Tips From Giada: How To Be Her For Halloween
Meet Valerie. Valerie wanted to be Giada for Halloween. Valerie had an outfit in mind and everything. So, she tweeted her wardrobe idea to Giada to get a little feedback and reassurance. Because hey, that’s what fans do now. They annoy celebrities on Twitter with mundane crap. Giada was apparently HORRIFIED by the notion that [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










