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Draw Your Own Conclusions: The World’s Most Oddly Appropriate Photo Of Duff Goldman
---Duff Goldman In Hawaii
---Duff Goldman Licks Fingers, Serves Cake On The View
---Duff Goldman Slams Cake Boss, Brags About Making More Money
---Duff Goldman Films Least Enthused Cooking Segment In Food Network History (w/ Video)
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Draw Your Own Conclusions: The World’s Most Oddly Appropriate Photo Of Duff Goldman
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No word on why Duff Goldman was photographed proudly holding a toilet-shaped container of a urine-removing product called Urine Off. I can only say it looks like something he and his merry band of misfit monotone cake friends would get a lot of use out of on a daily basis. Good luck with that, Duff.
/via Duff’s Twitter, hat tip to Mike
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Photo: A Young Duff Goldman---Duff Goldman In Hawaii
---Duff Goldman Licks Fingers, Serves Cake On The View
---Duff Goldman Slams Cake Boss, Brags About Making More Money
---Duff Goldman Films Least Enthused Cooking Segment In Food Network History (w/ Video)
- Duff Goldman/Mary Alice
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39 Responses
Now we all finally know why his cakes tasted ‘funny’.
They were urinal cakes!
What the ?!?
Urine trouble, Duff.
Surely you don’t need money THAT bad lol
Go with what you know, Duff.
The answer is simple: He’s hurting for cash. Charm City Cakes lost its biggest free advertising system. All his other shows are tanking. He makes great cakes but really that’s it. He’s a one trick pony.
There towards the end, he didn’t even make the cakes. All Duff did was promo stuff that made him look like an even bigger boob that he already was.
OFF TOPIC – but as I’m working from home today and had “The Best Thing I Ever Made” on as noise in the background… I think the Food Network just accidentally revealed the winner of the Next Iron Chef. Hint: He’s got an accent and a penchant for being pulled over for drinking and driving.
if irvine wins the next iron chef, I”M DONE
I did some Googling to find out more about this DUI. I found a story about a 63 y/o Robert Irvine in South Africa who was pulled over but nothing about Chef Robert. Can you provide more details?
Bridget — where did you see the spoiler? Was it part of the show or during one of the commercials? What makes you think our “favorite” Brit ball-sack will be the next Iron Chef? Inquiring minds want to know…
She’s talking about Beau macmillan. And like I said in the other thread where she brought this up, that wasn’t referring to his stint on the upcoming Iron Chef competition. It was referring to the time Beau beat Bobby Flay on Iron Chef.
Fair enough. I just thought I’d caught a massive FN Fail. Oh well. And Beau’s accent is three times worse than Robert’s. ;)
I thought he was a shit stain, not a piss stain.
For background on this story, Urine Off is an all-natural environmentally-friendly cleaner for pet stains. (I don’t work for the company. But as a dog owner, I know this.)
Judging by the other logos shown in the picture, this may have been at a trade show for environmentally-friendly products.
With that said, I can’t see the correlation between Duff, cakes and pet stains. Oh well, a dollar’s a dollar.
Hmmmm…Bobby Flay must be marking his territory again.
No comment.
Oh, how the mighty? have fallen…
Normally, I wouldn’t piss on the best part of Goldman, but now that he has urine off…………hmmmm
Odd choice of products for someone in the food industry.
things you have to do (endorse) for the price of being a celebrity……..
hahahaha monotone cake friends! that product will help get the pee-smell off of their hipster thrift-store finds.
I like Duff’s cake supplies. Surprisingly, the icing is really delicious…But this is just sad.
Urineoff. Sounds familiar.
Wasn’t he some Russian ballet performer?
I can’t really hate on Duff. He seems like a nice guy. His cakes are really cool. So what if he’s a stoner? And so what if he’s a “one trick pony.” Maybe that’s what he’s called to do..making cool cakes. Back in the old days, that was what we called an avocation, and there isn’t anything wrong with that.
Oh April, April, April. We have nothing against stoners or the fact that he “used” to make really cool cakes. We have a problem with what he’s become. A caricature of himself and that’s just sad.
Thanks, Natalie. Yeah, it’s sad.
oh, I don’t think he and his crew aren’t talented… I just don’t think they are terribly interesting to watch on TV.
I’d gladly throw my support behind a product called “Hack Celebrity Chef-Off”.
Must be so small he cant aim and hits the toilet? Just Saying
Despite the humorous product, he looks GOOD in this picture. o.o
I used to think Duff was ok but now he’s really hard to look at. What happened to him? Too much cake? He looks like Zippy the Pinhead. (Google it and see what I mean.) I hope he’s able to rebound because her started out well.
I used to like him. but he was disrespectful and dissed his competition buddy and family from charm city cakes.
He was a jerk to do that
You can just see it in his eyes, “FNH will never let me live this down.”
At least Paula and Alton had the good sense to promote food-related stuff.
What the hell is (alleged chef) Duff doing?
So he’s finally decided to reveal the secret ingredient in his Royal Icing? Or is this his subtle way of letting us all know he’s into watersports?
Duff is just disgusting in every way. This endorsement just makes him more hideous.
Duff ate all his profits. That’s the only reasonable explanation.
Urine? Duff Goldman?
Yeah, lol…Duff “Liquid” Goldman.
…Liquid GOLD, man.
Maybe a pissing contest is the next Food Network Competition?