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We Interrupt Your Regular FNH Programming To Bring You This Very Important Reminder From Gina Neely
Posted on October 13th 2011 by Jillian Madison

(submitted by Michael)


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    14 Responses

  1. Ida Slapter says:
    October 13, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    You know she’s talking about sloppy hooch-sex with her douch nozzle of a husband. These two fornicate more in front of the camera than most porn stars. I swear they’re lucky to get a meal cooked in a day between all the kissing, ass grabbing, and dry humping they do while pretending to cook something ‘southern’…

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  2. Mike says:
    October 13, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Between Gina (spice fairy *puke*) and Pat (spray on hair *lol*) I feel like hurling my lunch all over my TV screen.

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  3. M Yass says:
    October 13, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    Hahahahaha..that’s freaking funny!

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  4. Colchise says:
    October 13, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Rumor has it that their kitchen smells like a mixture of apple cobbler and Gina’s cooch.

    …but that’s just grapevine talk.

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  5. TC says:
    October 14, 2011 at 8:38 am

    It’s probably an act, since it’s so over the top and exaggerated. Their behavior is unwatchable, not to mention, extremely annoying..

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  6. Fia says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

    That’s a lovely sentiment, Gina. Now, for the sake of the FN audience, please take your own advice.

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  7. DaveNelson says:
    October 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Putrid woman.

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  8. PeteC94 says:
    October 14, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    As much as I applaud the FN for making at least a token effort to include people of color in their lineup of “chefs”, I simply can’t stand the Neelys. I’m sure that most of their on air personalities and antics are either scripted and/or exaggerated greatly for the benefit of the audience but they’re still way to fake for me.

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  9. Boke1 says:
    October 15, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Baby…sweetie….sugah….guh-REEEEN beans! The Neelys are unwatchable to me. At this point saying they met in high school is like saying Debbie is Korean. They actually WENT to high school?

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  10. ds says:
    October 16, 2011 at 9:16 am

    If their relationship is indeed, this happy and healthy, I envy the sh*t out of them. But, I do believe that it’s put on for the cameras.

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  11. KatMadMom says:
    October 16, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    I liked this show when it first came on, but I can not stand to watch this show anymore. They probably sleep in separate bedrooms and they each have a cabana boy on the side…

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  12. Dottie says:
    October 17, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    That Neely bitch is one vile skank.

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