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Have You Ever Wanted To Be A Douchebag For Halloween?
Posted on October 26th 2011 by Jillian Madison

(Submitted by Maureen, via BrandonBird.com)


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---DOUCHEBAG OVERLOAD: The 16 Guy Fieri-est Halloween Costumes
---Paula Deen’s Halloween Foodgasm
---Is Top Chef’s Michael Voltaggio (Gasp) A Douchebag?

    12 Responses

  1. Drew the Walrus says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Jeeez, that thing’s gonna give me nightmares.

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  2. Mark says:
    October 26, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Awesome, my wife and I are going as annoying food show hosts this year, I get to be Guy Fierir and she is going as Sandra Lee.

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  3. Kay says:
    October 26, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I hope no children show up at my house with that mask on…. NO CANDY FOR YOU, KID!

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  4. Daninplano says:
    October 26, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    I can hear the front porch comments now:
    “MY! Aren’t you the cutest little fat walrus EVAR!”

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  5. buffy says:
    October 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Scariest. Costume. EVER.

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  6. MJ says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    what an asshole.

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  7. ZombieFu says:
    October 27, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Damn you made me spray soda all over my laptop. Haha, that was great!

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  8. yikes says:
    October 27, 2011 at 8:09 am

    jeebus crust! not ever coming to this site this early in the morning again. i’m not fully awake yet and that scared the shit outta me! O.o lol

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  9. Colchise says:
    October 27, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Actually, I think he looks like Colonel Sanders if he was trying desperately to recapture his youth.

    Lol…he’ll be going around all like, “You have a right, to chicken done right, homey!”

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  10. Maureen says:
    October 30, 2011 at 1:59 am

    I’m really glad this horrified you guys as much as me. It’s good not to be alone.

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  11. Eric says:
    October 30, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    I was watching Next Iron Chef tonight. The first time I’ve watched Food Network in months, and I was watching Robert Irvine and Alex Guarnachelli and Anne Burrell, and I thought, it’s only a matter of time until Guy Fieri is up for the next Iron Chef. And, as one of the few personalities Food Network has anymore, he’s probably a shoo-in. I can’t wait to see Morimoto take him apart like a yellowfin tuna.

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